... Yeah.

eye contact while you light his cigarette for him

Can I come over and be really disappointing

Reheated fast food has all of tha nutrients I need to be sexually adventurous

pulling a man around by his tie, preferably into a kiss or to make him look up at you from where he’s kneeling at your feet you agree

a mom is an animal that intentionally baits you into being upset over the course of like five minutes and then gets mad at you for being upset

fuck like a green onion

Maybe if I just work harder, this empty cup will pour again

and just when you think you’re at your absolute lowest a blonde motherfucker comes along and makes everything so much worse

got so nervous i accidentally jerked him on

wouldnyou still want to fuck me if I smelled a pie and fluttered over to it cutely