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"He has a 12 inch cock" well my pussy ain't a fucking magicians hat bitch where is all that supposed to go

johnny cash's little brother jimmy pennies is 3 inches tall and has a voice only dogs can hear

Average trip to Florida

we must take the ring to jacksonville

Floridor

Undulates anguilliformly at you to confuse and threaten you with my highly maneuverable body

Good to be at home by Bernhard Niedermeier

Apple Bottomjeans is a beautiful gname for a gnome

Boots Witherfur is a joyful gname for this gnome’s friend

Baggysweat Pants and Reebok Switherstraps are the two orcs that are hunting them

my thrall told me it wanted to be more independent so i imprisoned its soul in a necklace. how's that for in de pendant you little shit

official amulet post