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I've been watching witch hat atelier and ALL I can think abt is how quifrey and his little quiflings are like team 7 but better

Quifrey >> kakashi if he was a better teacher

Richeh >> sai if he was a little better socialised

Ageth >> sasuke if he was less traumatised

Tetia >> naruto if he had a better childhood

Coco >> sakura if she was better tempered

Urluggio >> yamato if he was less traumatised too

I'm starting to see them everywhere

Like I KNOW THOSE MFS FUCKED I JUST CANT PROVE IT (`へ´*)ノ

I also hate the "fans want to make everything gay" mentality when it comes to fandoms.

Everything is already straight, you greedy fuckers already have everything. It needs to be gayer idgaf abt ur opinions atp

Sakura : NO!! I-

Taunade: rule number 1 : if I ask about it, I know about it, so don't lie about it.

Sakura :...we're in love.

Sasuke is exactly what sakura deserves because he's who sakura wants. More than anything, sakura is crazy stupid in love with sasuke. After everything they went through, what she deserves is exactly what she has always wanted. What she waited for, yearned for, and what she dreamed about

Yes he could stand to be around more, but frankly konoha is cesspit of trauma for him and sakura understands that. Its why they work.

She’s willing to wait and he's willing to spend as much time in konoha as he can.

People keep saying sakura deserves better but she wound up having everything she's spent years wanting.

Like she shows up to konoha one day and just,, fucks shit up

She drop kicks sarutobi into retirement and takes his place, dissolves the council of the elders, and airs out danzo's dirty laundry

Introduces therapy and monthly mandated mental evaluations and overhauls the hospital system.

Adopts naruto uzumaki -the jinchuuriki- and decides to split up orphans born of shinobi parents into the clans.

Demolishes the entirety of ROOT (something even konoha civilians knew about -bc it's hard not to notice your children disappearing - but couldn't do anything about)

Starts rerouting certain missions to different teams with no apparent consistency or patern whatsoever,and invites Orochimaru back into konoha and offering him a spot as head of research so long as he follows guidelines (basically asks him to pinky promise not to do anything unethical-or get caught doing it- in exchange for access to the niidaime's old research and senju sells and he's intrigued enough to agree)

She integrates other konoha clans into the police force (which is primarily run by uchiha) which improves clan relations.

And them she gathers a team of sensors and tells them to sense under?? The earth??? (Everyone is so confused)

She dispears for a week with orochimaru and jiraiya and comes back with a previously thought dead uchiha obito and sealing scroll she gards like a particulary fierce dragon (she's just waiting for sasuke and naruto to grow up so that they can send the slippery bastard zetsu into the moon)

None of her actions make sense or have any particular paterns but konoha is better for it so no one actively questions her

Honestly i spend my time pretending boruto doesnt exist bc they fucked my children up sm💔💔

Anyway, Naruto, by all accounts, should not have been hokage, like yes,it's his childhood dream, yes he's the strongest shinobi in The village, BUT Naruto, is NOT a paper ninja and quite frankly never really wanted to be hokage.

He was ignored and abused by most of the village, and the ONLY person who gave a crap about whether he lived or died (in naruto's pov bc obviously plenty other people cared but were striffeled bc of S-class secrets) was the hokage

When he walked in the streets with the Sandaime, nobody spit or glared at him, and he received service in shops.

So, to Naruto, hokage was a position he associated with safety and security, and then once he grew up more, he learned to associate it with adoration and respect.

I think that once the war was over, the people in Naruto's life coddled him. I think that he should've been called out. His friends and family should've taken him aside and explained that it wasn't personal.

The hokage position should NOT go to the "strongest" in the village (I'm in the deep opinion that a Nara should've been chosen) it needs to go to the smartest or the most strategic or smt.