it's a promise, not a prison

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

*coughs blood* youre all just jealous of my wound. yuore trying to make me get rid of it because you wish you had a wound this cool

actually hate that the bodys response to anything is nausea. ate too much? nauseous. ate too little? nauseous. an imaginary threat got you scared? be nauseous. on your period? you guessed it. sawed into your hand and need to go to the emergency room? perhaps throwing up into your open wound will be of help

fuck, marry, kill: the wound that won’t heal, the past you can’t undo, the ghost that keeps returning

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey

hmm... i want to get to know this individual. i better lay a friendship egg

"do you have any hobbies" lately i have been into overthinking and panicking

the soft animal of my body wants a spliff and four pints of cider

soft animal of my body is up for a kebab

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

[as if this is not a normal and natural human thing to want] yeah i just really want to connect with people for some reason. Like some weird loser freak

real yearners miss shit that never even happened