parker's undeveloped prefrontal cortex

Imagine having Bobby Drake as your accountant like every year when the press releases from the Hellfire Gala drop and you’ve gotta be like oh. Huh. That guy wearing nothing but ice and those little X-men booty shorts in this magazine did my taxes

my Project Hail Mary theory is that the Barbie Movie was just the weird hallucination that Ryland Grace had while he was in that 4 year coma

I think overall there will probably be devastating long term effects on the movie industry from a horror movie based on a youtube video based on a 4chan post making 7 times it's budget on opening weekend but I think the movie itself is probably preddy good

what studios are going to take away from this, unfortunately, is not that building practical sets instead of green screen stages and taking a risk on a 20 year old first time director can sometimes pay off and elevate a really thin script into something more substantial. they are going to start asking themselves how do we make a movie out of that one post that says notice how there was no wednesday this week

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

It’s only me and this foreign mercenary left in this warlock-infested fortress, we don’t speak the same language, but we just crouched and jumped repeatedly at each other while circling, we got this.

cow tipping is such a top tier common misconception. "yeah there's this fun activity people do sometimes and in order for it to sound possible you need to not have enough experience with cows to have ever seen one sleeping before. but uh yeah I know a guy whose cousin does it." and somehow this became a thing everyone knows about

it's sort of like. imagine if people said "out in the country people break into farms to steal chickens to use them as flashlights. you know, because chickens glow in the dark" and for some reason most people didn't question any aspect of this concept