basically I think my taste in fiction is, I don't care about plot, and I don't care about character, and I don't care about setting, and if you take all those things away from a book what's left is the parts of it that I care about, and if you take those things away and there isn't anything left of the book then I probably don't like it

I would normally love cooking channels but I hate it when they use unprincipled recipes or spread urban legends like pasta water oil or don't do stuff in a way that makes sense and its clear that they just don't know. You will see people who are making a shortbread type thing and they will be combining butter and flour but they will start adding water before breadcrumbs stage. And I just need to turn around. We should be teaching people concepts and principles before recipes for real.. people have no reason to follow the recipe the way it says to if they don't understand that the butter partially waterproofs the flour to prevent the formation of gluten so it develops a lovely biscuit texture.. I just know that crust was like a big dry chewy pancake... recipes should have a theory section is all I'm saying and it should be standard. "Why to do it this way and why I am not pulling your leg." Of course recipe developers generally do not gaf if people waste their own ingredients and think they're a bad cook just because nobody cared to tell them this information..

Re this I literally remember thinking this and being this person because I had to learn to cook as an adult and fail often soooo speaking from personal experience of getting my time wasted loads. This was until I met my best friend at the time who was very smart and she put me onto food lab and serious eats and I read and read and everything made sense in the world and finally stuff went right because I was beginning to learn principles. Suddenly I didn't need to anticipate failure while purchasing ingredients or anything which mattered because I lived on my own. That was really nice. And anyone can do it... I learned and learned and learned ever since

marriage before thirties is so insane because you're barely a person yet

divorce before thirties however is chic beyond comprehension

walking around the dashboard at four in the morning stepping on all the creaking posts loud as fuck

ur actually a bad person and a terrible human being for shaving ur legs, is that what u wanna hear

So full that i see my giant roast chicken as a man stranded on a raft with me