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This is like a Scooby Doo bit I love it

This is, by the way, one of the reasons that a regular predator of the moose is the orca whale.

Never make yourself feel uncomfortable just to make someone else comfortable.

cast noah centineo as ash ketchum you cowards

Ash is literally 10 years old and fucking Japanese. He should be played by Scarlett Johansson and nobody else

This post came into my home and shot me on sight

one day I will meet a person who won’t find my mind a little too heavy. who won’t tell me to stop thinking and overthinking. someone who understands that loving people so much is who I am. someone that won’t call me a handful. someone who is ready to love with all they have too. someone who wants to take on this world with me by their side. that will be a happy day.

if you wanna be my lover you gotta be able to rip a log in half with your bare hands

sure is a shame that i can’t control the elements to reflect my current emotional state. not that i need to be any more cool, sexy and powerful than i already am but nonetheless i think i deserve it

son of a bitch everything costs money

it’s never too late to start again. 5pm on a thursday can be your new monday. you don’t have to wait until the new year to better yourself. time is an illusion, don’t forget that. just because you woke up at 1pm, it doesn’t mean you messed your whole day up and that you can’t turn the mood around. it’s never too late to start again!!!!!

hahahahhahahahahahhahahahaha im so sad

Delete this

i want this to replace the john cena jokes