Pineapple Explosion

sesame street gets exponentially funnier as you age. god i love it

It must suck being the second generation of a post apocalyptic world cause like half the population is gonna be named Hope or some shit

When i was 11 i wrote a book in which everyone was named after ‘ancient writings’ and signs and stuff in their surroundings, so the main character was called. Panera

She had a bitchy older sister named Hershey. Her friends were named Coke and Pepsi. Pepsi died. It was really tragic

as much as i love my job, the minute i get rich, im quitting, buying a house and raising honeybees while opening a solarpunk cafe

I don’t know what solar punk is but I know I want to check out that cafe rhys

Ah, so OP wants to live in a Ghibli movie. Understandable.

UR GODDAMN RIGHT

Yup. 

not to be a history fucker on main but the whole mystery of the lost colony of roanoke is so fucking funny

racism is a hell of a drug

me gazing out into the ocean: sure is some scary soup

wallace and gromit american dub

yo gromit this bread slaps

FISH ARE NOT MAMMALS! THEY DON’T HAVE BREASTS! WHAT THE FUCK!?

Fish Tiddies

I don’t have paranormal experiences, I AM a paranormal experience.

Life goal: someone meeting me considers it an “encounter”.

I was walking in the forest during winter, and saw a wendigo sitting under a tree. I asked it if it was going to kill me. It said, “No, this is just a dream.” So I sat next to it in the snow for a bit and then he said, “The anger in your heart warms you now, but will leave you cold in your grave.” And then I woke up.

Well SOMEONE’S third eye is wide fucking open

i can’t stop thinking about that tweet about the guy who tried to stop his cat from pushing his door open and accidentally trained him to push 50lbs instead

I am not bound by mortal rules, hold my beer

the Economist out here trying to fix the Schism of 1054