Can I be excused for the rest of my life?

#when you’re both gay and one of you is stuck at a family dinner so you plan an elaborate rescue mission

May 4th, eh…? I guess it’s time to find a date already… 

date of origin: 9th of april, 2013.

gourdian........

Do you think this type of content brings physical pain to antivaxxers?

As a chemist this is instant serotonin

y'all remember before ebooks were big and simulreleases were a thing when a new manga chapter would come out and you’d have to wait for some dedicated soul to scan all the pages in, clean them up, and translate them?

no, im not old

I’m only 23 rjfjsjsjfjdiaoskfjej

you’d be dead in dog years

Not for long you didn’t

god, I could watch the Softshell Shuffle all day

Every time I see this I think “why would this duck want to feed fish?” and then I remember that I also occasionally want to feed fish so why wouldn’t the duck?

waterfowl like ducks, geese, and swan feed by dabbling the water for tiny bits of food, and as a result are adapted to consume food that way. they dip food in water because its then easier to eat. the fish are just taking advantage of the food that the duck drops by proxy! anthropomorphising animals like this (saying "omg the ducks feeding the fish!") may seem harmless but attributing human traits to animals is misleading at best and dangerous at worst. at the very least it's just a cute thing to think about in this case :)

kerby……. -_-