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Alien sexist 😔

there’s a friday ass vibe about this wednesday boys keep your wits about you

That it's no longer on poob?

This is incomprehensible outside of tumblr, i love a well maintained closed ecosystem

will you guys cancel me if i say that queer tragedy has a place in the creative arts and shouldn’t immediately be dismissed as bury your gays

youtubers should do reverse sponsorships. just interrupt the narrative of the video to shit-talk some random company for 1-2 minutes.

I’d like to remind folks that part of Spanberger’s success is due to the Democratic majorities in Virginia’s state legislature, too. They couldn't pass any bills when the previous governor would just veto them because he was a Republican piece of shit (excuse the redundancy). This is what Democrats can do when voters give them power at both the executive and legislative level! You need to vote for your state representatives and state senators, too!

one of the funniest things abt this white collar job so far is that i get to see how fucking long people take for the tiniest things. "please paste this text into a separate document and send it to me whenever you're able to this week" i mean shit, man, i know what it's like to take weeks for a 2 minute task, but that's wild even for my standards. like yeah i can probably find the time to press the copy and paste buttons sometime this week

meanwhile when you do restaurant work one of the waiters will come in and go "okay we have 27 new orders, including three cakes made from scratch, 53 cups of coffee, 60 appetizers and an entire horse roasted on a stick. it'll need to be done within the next 7 minutes before the small town that rented out hall c for a wedding arrives" and you'll be like ah this christmas is so chill compared to last year

some youtuber released a new guide to how to "easily defeat" me with a "100% success rate" and now all the heroes are showing up with a glitched 120% immunity to corruption magic and it's so fucked up and mean to me.

nevermind the devs patched the exploit they were using but the video wasn't taken down so I'm basically just farming heroes that are totally convinced they're immune to all of my effects. plus they're getting hit by all the easiest to dodge ones, too. you get poofed into my loyalest maid and you get to think you've always been a helpless princess and you become my new evil knight through a really cool sequence. this is so awesome.

Not every story is about seeing yourself in it. Sometimes it’s about learning to see other people too.

I believe in the separation of church (fandom) and state (media creators)

pacific rim fucks severely for a lot of reasons but my favorite is that it opens with "the lizard aliens are unionizing so we built robots running on the power of love to fight them you got all that right" and before you have time to really process that concept bam gunshot body on the floor and the movie goes "now consider the vast power of grief in this setup" it never really stops considering

having lunch and someone's watching cnc videoes loud as fuck style so i'm just here chewing my food while there's sounds of water jetting and steel screeching in the back