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You know I don't exactly remember landing in the first place but we are taking off again, please uhh... Wait what was I supposed to tell you to do... Fold up your animals, put away your trays, and hold your personal devices.

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Ooh that's a fun dial

Seconds until fuel depletion: 8

*over intercom* Guys I found this cool dial wait why is everybody screaming

You guys are sure planes aren't supposed to have steering wheels? Because it's right there in front of me

its right there

Sorry for the turbulence, folks, I forgot this was an air vehicle. Anyway, we're back on our planned course at 39,000 feet with only a little under what's considered major impact damage.

we're still flying, by the way. I think I'm lost, though. Haven't seen land in months.

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Damn overspeed and stall?

What did I do?

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not100bees

People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.

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3-Nitropropionic Acid.

I'd like to inform everyone that we are making an emergency landing because I am soon to die.

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Please ignore the fact that the plane is upside down.

This is intentional.

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swagophile

Horny Pilot: Tje jerkingoff sign is on please ensure you have your thang out and are stroking your shitttt

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ATC has advised that I should hit the plane's self destruct.

Please enter brace position. Just for fun, it won't help you.

s1llys-art

I MADE ANOTHER CREATURE ACTUALLY

her name’s bowtie!!

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I wonder why she's called that.

Iiiiii should probably focus on flying this plane.

(T.C.A.S.) CLIMB, CLIMB, CLI-

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yeah dawg

why are you on tumblr when you need to fly a plane???

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I don't know...

(T.C.A.S.): Your fate is sealed.

WHAA-

[Mid-Air Collision Type Noises]

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I MADE ANOTHER CREATURE ACTUALLY

her name’s bowtie!!

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I wonder why she's called that.

Iiiiii should probably focus on flying this plane.

(T.C.A.S.) CLIMB, CLIMB, CLI-

life-customer-service-offical

You know what screw it

I'm open for hire. Cuz I'm boycotting life atm. Anyone can hire me... I'll uh... I'll... I'll be your customer service? Or- or your secretary or something...? I don't know... Please hire me...

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Flight attendant.

You start next flight.

*checks time log*

Now.

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Oh- oh wait- oh no- I don't know where the plane is- where is the plane??? Where do I go???

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Gate 7.

Uhhh.. at some airport. Run, I guess?

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You know what screw it

I'm open for hire. Cuz I'm boycotting life atm. Anyone can hire me... I'll uh... I'll... I'll be your customer service? Or- or your secretary or something...? I don't know... Please hire me...

pilot-official

Flight attendant.

You start next flight.

*checks time log*

Now.

viralfrog

localairport

Please dont record the staff while they are working.

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Hey, ATC, we're like still on the runway?

Nobody has cleared us to even leave our gate?

What's the holdup?

ATC said they're breaking up with me 🥺🥺😭

They aren't returning my calls, all I hear is static 😭😭😭

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ATC has informed us that the runway we just landed at is in fact not a runway, but a highway.

Would explain the traffic.

Wait I'm supposed to be dodging the birds?

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