Pillow Lord

sometimes you invent mind prisons for yourself for no good reason and youre like "i really like being in the mind prison" even though you dont actually like being in the mind prison

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

if I just had the presence of mind and the wherewithal and the chutzpah and the bandwidth and the executive function and the energy and the mental resources and the spoons and the right attitude and the capacity and the gumption and th

I'm going to fix everything in the next three hours everyone wish me luck. if i dont then probably ill dig a hole and lie down in it for a bit in the rain/sun/whatever outside looks like these days

the hole isnt even that bad

spill for me, Muse, the wine-dark tea on a problematic man

this is my one wild and precious life fucckkkkkkk fuckkkkkk fucckcckkkkkkk

hangout idea: we listen to music but its only my music and i force you to listen to every song i like

what should I listen to

women

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

there's a delicate balance between "seeing something on my dash so often i end up caring about it unexpectedly" and "seeing something on my dash so often that it gets added to the blocked list with extreme prejudice"

early to bed and early to rise leaves a man so fucked up that he dies

I went to every afterlife and there wasn't a single goomba in any of them. Where the fuck are these things going

let's all care. Forever