Hamlet Appreciation Blog

OH MY GOD

That is a monster (respectful) If it was a lizard it would be a dragon.

They can be bigger than the biggest grizzly bears. They are about the size of a horse, just without the stilt legs. And their faces are hiding teeth like this (sorry it's kind of gross but it shows the teeth best)

Here's a leopard seal skull next to a horse skull

they can get as big as 12 feet and can weigh like 1,200 pounds. They can swim 35 miles an hour and eat only meat - regularly eating giant penguins that weigh more than 100 pounds each, and anything else they feel like they can kill. And they're pretty smart. Only an Orca is a more dangerous hunter in arctic waters, and even they usually leave a leopard seal alone.

It FEELS so much like a real ad I expect to be sold some sort of car tyre or something but it’s just about biting

Happy snow sausage

Oh no! It’s the Grammar Police!

This mustashioed scoundrel was found on a blank page in a grammar book from 1686.

You too would be driven to doodle if you were assigned a 500-page treatise on the English particle.

Me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude i swear the bus was supposed to have come twice by now