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Know what else is funny? I know almost all of you on other platforms, but I can’t remember who’s who most of the time.

“By Day 4, I was eating tuna from a can with pretzel sticks.”

Joyce Fienberg, 75

“While I’ve dated some very domesticated guys who are far better than I at cooking and ironing, I’ve also had relationships with men who don’t even know how to cook porridge. Is that a result of being de-skilled as a child by overbearing mothers? Or is it a conscious choice not to hone ‘worthless’ skills because they know someone else will do it for them?

me: oh yeah i’ll watch [insert mega popular easily-accessed netflix thing] at some point

@penguin-perversion

imagine how many people Hydra had on staff specifically to follow him around, wiping cameras, picking up his 27 discarded weapons, paying off/killing that entire cafe he once strolled into at noon and shot a dude in.

the tags on this were utter gems so here are some of my faves

Essay time y’all – cause these tags are truth.  But one of my FAVORITE (and by favorite I mean the reason so many of his pictures fucking enthrall me) things about the way either he poses or the photographers pose him is that that the default for him doesn’t tend to be the WALL OF MAN imposing/daring someone to fuck with him poses that most photographers position men in, especially men who play superheroes.  Far more often you see him posed as photographers often pose women – S-curves (trace a line from shoulders to hips to waist to knees in that pic - it’s a feminine way to pose), shoulders slightly hunched forward, looking at the camera through his eyelashes, mouth slightly open.  They pose him to invite the viewer in instead of projecting out.  The way they pose him is a type of masculinity that isn’t trying so fucking hard and y’all my LOINS ARE HERE FOR IT.  

I have this planner with these absolutely ridiculous pages with like “motivational” quotes on them that are just these bullshit things like “Let your heart sing” and “Always believe in your dreams”