emotional knapsack

to be fair the only non-disappointing face reveal i can remember is charlie cr1tikal

I can’t believe they’re gonna die in 26 days :’(

as long as we keep reblogging the timer keeps resetting

I won't lie I think "I had a crush on you for superficial reasons when we first met but then that went away when I spent time with you and we became best friends built on a foundation of genuine respect and care and THEN I fell in love with you properly" is an underrated trope and so much can be done with it

smell that? that's browned butter, kid. you're out of your fuckin league.

hey uhm sorry to tell you this but i got your boyfriend as a persona mask and i guillotined him. yeah to make him into a more powerful persona. no he's a sexy floating lady now, sorry.

got a cool persona in negotiations and had to release your boyfriend into the sea of souls. yeah to make room for the new one. sorry

Nope (2022) is such a brilliant movie in so many ways. It’s about the inherent evil of spectacle. It’s about Hollywood’s abuse of animals. It’s about stealing and erasing black history. It’s about how personification is ultimately a bad thing. It’s about trauma. It’s about the never ending cycle of abuse that comes from exploitation. It’s about predator and prey. It’s about looking up to the heavens in awe. It’s about averting your gaze lest you be punished. It’s about respecting animals. It’s about the way poc are treated in media. It’s about how far some people will go for money. It’s an alien movie but it’s a monster movie but it’s a western but it’s a si-fi and it’s the best movie I’ve ever seen. 

if it makes you happy to help people then actually you are helping two people

I joked a few minutes ago about how in internet discourse anyone over 25 is a “queer elder” but come to think of it most of these young discoursers don’t even believe such a concept exists. Gay men who watched their entire friends groups perish to AIDS are “privileged cis gays,” older trans women who use dated terminology to describe their own experiences are problematic, elders are just a conservative old guard to rebel against, and anyone over thirty who speaks to you at all must be a predator. The first time I heard the phrase “okay groomer” online, it wasn’t coming from self identified conservatives but from tiktok teens reacting against leather at Pride. You guys are ignorant and uncultured and proud of it!

the only problem with scythes as a weapon is that you can't design one without some joyless realist deciding it's their duty to remind you how impractical they would actually be in combat. it's always "but a scythe would be useless in a real battle!!1!" and never How was the scythe the scythe looked fun it was fun.

the Point of a scythe is to look wicked cool and make you look wicked cool when you swing it around okay your facts and logic have no power here. suspend your disbelief boy.

anyway i love you scythes i love you swords taller than my entire body i love you giant guns mounted on tiny shoulders i love you whips whose length changes depending on how far away your target is i love you throwing knives i love you dual wielding i love you physically impossible combat scenarios and weapons whose only purpose is to look awesome to my eyes

huge shoutout to everyone who started their blog when they were teenagers and now they are in their 20s and 30s

“you look tired” well the torment is relentless and the horrors never cease

young nonbinary people listen to me. you do not have to tell people your agab. you do not have to tell people if you are tme or tma. do not feel like you have to tell people if you are afab or amab; nobody has the right to know. nobody! not even other trans people, not even people who are your friends! that is your body and you do not have to tell anybody how you were assigned at birth. nobody needs to know what "type" of nonbinary person you are. & if someone gets pissy at your for not revealing extremely personal information, block that asshole.