Pigeon

in small fandoms you need to be grateful to the person who only accidentally hit you twice with a frying pan while trying to make you breakfast. in big fandoms you can block people for wearing a shirt you don’t like

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

‘how would other people describe you’ why would i know this

imagine living somewhere flat….with like……almost no hills…..what do you guys do for fun get picked off by birds of prey or

don't go into the humanities because they're unprofitable and don't go into stem cuz its getting torn apart right now and don't go into buisness because it's competetive and speculative and don't go into education because it pays like shit. Just lay on thr ground. Just lay on the ground.

unfortunately I am not attractive enough to identify as a hot mess but I am definitely a room temperature inconvenience

imagine if instead of it being called a sip it was as called a suck. can I have a suck of water? 🤨

imagine an expanse of graves spanning miles and miles, too many miles for you to traverse

Will can be Wasian if your heart is pure and your mind is true

giggled at something and my coworker comes out of the break room and goes "I just heard like, a haunted child laugh... so weird." and I'm like okay so it was a normal regular alive adult laugh actually