asked one of my coworkers how she's doing today and she goes "could be better, could be worse," and another coworker nearby who was eavesdropping chimes in with "could be a lil bit o' alligator curse!" i have no idea what he meant by that but i do know that it has been immediately added to the lexicon.

@vocabulary-altering-posts

Arugula is some crap they found on the ground for real

thats because its plance. there are others as well

(USAmerican trying to imagine a societal environment) Okay, so picture a highway,

inability to correctly perceive 3d objects is in fact far more dangerous when someone is driving a car next to you then when they're like, sending emails to you.

can we focus on the gnome for a second

wait sorry i was not wearing my glasses. that is a cat

these are the people i have to share a highway with

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personally my first guess as to how joker got his scars would be from smiling too big. but maybe that's my dreamer's heart

clicks my pincers in overjoyed salutation at your arrival

i have wild sentences roaming through me at all times

it’s so scary to think about little plump critters all alone in the wilderness. But it’s okay, that’s where they were built to be. Plump & outdoors