that's all i ask of you.

Art nouveau poster inspired 😊

1. it's not called a "retweet", it's called a "reblog", but if you're REALLY cool, you refer to it as a "rebagel"

2. if someone has fewer followers than you, it is totally fair to call them "irrelevant", but it is actually more stinging to call them "irrelephant"

3. if you see someone irl that you think might have a tumblr, you're supposed to say "i like your shoe laces". the correct response, which any true tumblrite would know by heart, is "thanks, i stole them from the president"

4. there is a particular phenomenon that happens after 12am EST called "nightblogging", and everything after this point is the fault of the australians

𝐴𝑝𝑎𝑟𝑡𝑚𝑒𝑛𝑡 𝑁°1 - 𝑁𝑜𝑜𝑘'𝑠 𝑆𝑡𝑟𝑒𝑒𝑡 68 - 𝐾𝑖𝑡𝑐ℎ𝑒𝑛

The beginning of a new interiors series ☕