i know, right?

Literally always take headphones with you. If you decide that you probably won't need them today, that's the devil talking. You will. You will

i wish people would stop romanticizing not eating breakfast and not getting enough sleep and being dependent on coffee to function and always being in a bad mood and treating yourself poorly because that behavior is very unhealthy for you

Saw an ad the other day that was like having trouble concentrating at work? Try granola! And for a moment I was like ah a wholesome advertisement... Granola... Good for your brain... Anyway turns out that's the name of an AI assistant

I am walking onto the field. Haters are forcefully removing me from the premise

"Give us your government-issued ID to access our app's full features" babydoll you are text messages.

i dont want a childproofed internet i am almost 30 fucking years old. give your kid an internet safety talk and stop making it the problem of every adult on the planet every time some cryptkeeper legislator gets the brilliant idea (via conservative lobbying) to push through yet another bill gutting our access to free expression + increasing the powers of the surveillance state + lining the pockets of Big Data in the name of Protecting The Kids they wont even feed. this shit is exhausting i can’t believe we’re going to be fighting about it for the rest of my life

the thing about getting out of the torment nexus is that you do start thinking "man if you ignore the torment i used to have a lot of fun in the torment nexus"

so hard to find these guys

Love how their method of locomotion on land is trundling while also oozing over the terrain

I love that I can say "watch out! They can sting you" about this thingy

I own this physical painting, it’s in my home and it’s my most prized possession, it brings me so much joy every day :) btw

i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2

your daughter is a pleasure to have on the dashboard

Reblog if prev is a pleasure to have on the dashbord

There will be a lot of posts soon from people sharing how much they achieved in 2025. But in case someone needs to hear this... it's okay if the only thing you did this year was just get through it.

things that feel like a microaggression

they really said "dye is expensive this year"

everyone say thank you ancient central and south american agricultural heroes for beans

everyone say thank you ancient south american agricultural heroes for potato

everyone say thank you ancient mesoamerican agricultural heroes for maize