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i dont know what love island is but from what ive heard its like danganronpa for people that use snapchat

hey, don't cry. fictional character in dire & perilous situations. ok?

anti abortion propaganda that tries to like scare you into feeling guilty by reminding you that the fetus has body parts are so funny. "uwu please don't abort me I have eyes at 4 weeks old 🥺" nice try sucker I don't care if you see it coming

Sober as fuck at the back of the club going onto Wikipedia and typing "List of birds"

I love these guys although they're also usually 10 feet long so I wouldn't call them little.

When you give the shark article to your largest and most judgemental journalists.