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2026 is gonna be the year of banging your head against a wall. in 2027 maybe we can do other things

i like it when people compliment me. i like it... when people like me. (looks around to make sure nobody is about to shoot me)

get off of her (mount everest)!!!

girl 'mount' is literally in the name

her non-colonial name is sagarmatha. get off of her. go home.

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

if "29" is your idea of an older woman you have a flickering pale aura and you will not survive daylight saving time

Any time you feel like you’re behind (especially if you’re in your 20s, but this applies to literally anyone) just look yourself in the mirror and be like “boo hoo you didn’t peak when u were 17. So sad. Whatever shall u do” and I promise u will instantly feel so silly for ever worrying about it

hey sorry I snapped at you, I've just had a really hard day and [remembers focusing on myself is selfish] maybe it's your fault for provoking me?