On A Space Trash Nebula

@go-west-allen @sweet-child-of-the-paradise-city

Vegan pizza

Bottom cuisine

Mariah’s cheat day

This post sucker punches you, 3 consecutive times, and you’re never ready for any of them

The thai for “5″ is pronounced roughly “Ha”, and so where english internets would generally put “lol” or something, they put “555555555″.

i deadass took a picture of my dates license and sent to my homegirls in the gc. and turned on my location. yea you cool but it’s always about me and my safety.

Men who aren’t trash should already know this is commonplace. One of my last dates even offered to take a picture together for my safety text.

Men who get mad when women try to protect themselves are just telling on themselves, nothing more.

All you people out there talking about “spreading my private information” like you don’t drive around with your liscense plate out there for everyone and their mom to see all day every day. Sit down. Shut up. She didn’t ask for your social security number you absolute acorn. Your plates are public knowledge.

today i found out that anne hathaway replaced jennifer lawrence in ocean’s 8 and i would like to thank not only god but also jesus

my favorite thing about Assassin’s Creed Odyssey is that, despite there being nothing wrong with Alexios’ character, everyone is nuts for Kassandra. It’s so fucking funny

*showers* *immediately puts the same pajamas back on, but this time with the Good Underwear™*