You recently did Animorph Hogwarts Houses, and it reminded me of another sorting algorithm I was curious about. Where do you think the Animorphs fall on the MBTI/Kiersey Temperament Sorter? My personal theory is Jake: ESTP; Rachel: ESFP; Marco: ENTP; Cassie: INFP; Tobias: INFJ; Ax: tentative ISTJ (insofar as an alien can by analyzed under human temperaments); for a bonus, I'd put Visser 3: ESFP and Visser 1: INTJ, which have some nice interplay with their respective opponents (Jake and Marco)
I do not use the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator.
Iâm so sorry, because I know this is not the answer you were looking for, but I object really strongly to MBTI. Â And as I psychologist I feel obligated to tell people why. Â In a nutshell: itâs not valid, but most people donât know that. Â Personalities cannot be meaningfully sorted into types. Â Anyone who says differently is selling something. Â âLove Languagesâ is from a for-profit company. Â âLearning Stylesâ is from a for-profit company. Â âLeft Brain/Right Brainâ is perpetuated by for-profit companies.
The Myers-Briggs Foundation is a for-profit company. Â Specifically, it is a for-profit company that uses junk science to sell tests to educational institutions and human resource managers. Â Peopleâs futures get directed by a test that doesnât tell us a damn thing. Â And part of the reason that happens is that MBTI successfully markets itself as a âvalidatedâ âtoolâ based in âscience.â Â Kind of like Goop or Scientology.
To be clear: Hogwarts Houses and Buzzfeed quizzes are also meaningless, but I still love playing around with because they are correctly treated as meaningless. Â If âDesign a CafĂŠ to Find Out Which Power Ranger You Areâ doesnât give you the answer you want, you laugh and close the window and carry on with your life. Â If you donât like where the Sorting Hat puts you, you swap houses. Â The Hogwarts Houses are even better because people tailor JKRâs own descriptions at will: Donât think Hufflepuff has enough traits? Â Great, add a few! Â (And I am a particularly good finder, if anyone was wondering. Â #badgerpride) Donât like the description of Slytherins on PotterMore? Â Okay, change it! Â The author is dead and the Slytherins killed her!
Yes, those classifying tools are still selling something. Â But we all know what weâre being sold: a series of childrenâs books. Â Or the ad revenue from that flashing âJoin AARP!â gif next to the item asking you to choose between cheddar and mozzarella for interior decorating. Â MBTI, however, actively presents itself as a psychometric instrument rather than a revenue generator. Â Which is misinformation.
My specific objection to MBTI is a little deeper than that, though. Â Because it sorts people into types, and then markets those types as real science.
Sorting personalities into âintrovert or extrovertâ is the equivalent of inventing a measure of hair type that only has categories âlong or short.â Â If we say that the cutoff point for âlong hairâ a foot of hair, then weâre also saying that someone with a twelve-inch Afro and someone with no hair at all have more in common than someone with a twelve-inch Afro does with someone who has a thirteen-inch Afro. Â Weâre also failing to capture the people with asymmetrical hair, mullets, gender variability, hair loss, wigs, and like 99% of the variance in hair.
Extraversion is a spectrum. Â Most people have some high-extraversion characteristics and some low-extraversion characteristics: Cassie dislikes loud parties but eventually works in public speaking, Marco loves being the center of attention but wants to be alone when making a major decision, Ax hates even the thought of social dominance but also gets lonely when heâs alone, etcetera. Â And like hair length, extraversion changes over the lifespan. Â Older adults tend to be more extroverted on average than younger adults, and people become more extroverted over the lifespan. Â IMHO thatâs good news, because it means that over time most of us will become less scared of calling strangers on the phone. Â K.A. Applegate is right: experience might not make us wise, but it can remind us that weâve survived such tribulations before.
MBTI has, I would argue, done actual harm in perpetuating the idea that people are one thing or the other. Â Arbitrarily splitting spectra into categories doesnât just fail to measure the variable of interest, but also actively fosters social divisions. Â I see it all over Tumblr: people say âextroverts will never understand meâ or âsociety is organized against introverts.â Â That view puts others down and locks oneself into fixed mindset. Â Sorting people into groups creates an automatic, reflexive preference for oneâs own group. Â Which often creates an equally reflexive desire to make oneâs own group look better through making other groups look bad. Â In reality, there is no such thing as âan introvertâ or âan extrovert.â No more than there is such thing as âa tallâ or âa short.â Â Perpetuating that myth just generates new forms of intergroup judgment.
Additionally, MBTI comes from Ye Olde School of Thought in psychology where there was a lot of belief in typologies and the elitist assumption that Science Knows Best because non-scientists are dumbasses too id-driven to know their own minds. Â Jung was doing the best he could, but he was also one of the people trying to fool test subjects with inkblots and word pictures to draw out their secrets. Â Ergo, his test suffers from the same problems as the Kinsey Scale: it forces people into procrustean boxes, it allows for only limited outcomes, and it tries to âtrickâ people into endorsing certain typologies. Â Contemporary psychologists not only talk about relative degrees of extraversion, but also (for instance) find out how much people like parties by asking how much they like parties. Â Yes, there are certain preferences that tend to cluster together (party-lovers are more likely to enjoy public speaking) but itâs not a uniform construct by any stretch of imagination.
Honestly, the âintrovert or extrovertâ distinction is the most problematic, because scientifically speaking the others are just nonsensical.  Like, what does âjudging or perceivingâ even mean?  It seems kinda similar to the real personality trait of Openness, but as an attitudes and persuasion researcher I can tell you that EVERYONE judges pretty much EVERYTHING if given reason to do so.  And if they judge things, does that mean they have no perception?  Even people in comas have perception, so I guess all the âjudgersâ who arenât âperceiversâ are already dead⌠ Plus, the âthinking or feelingâ one isnât really tapping a spectrum at all.  Marco, Iâve argued, is high in both thinking and feeling, while Jake is pretty low in both.
So why does the MBTI get such widespread use, when the Big Five model remains relatively unknown in spite of being real science? Â I think the biggest reason is that MBTIâs descriptions of the personality types are all written to appeal to the Barnum Effect: theyâre just vague enough and contain just enough hedging that they can all describe anyone.
Letâs take Rachel Berenson as an example. Â Sheâs definitely known to âenjoy the present moment, whatâs going on around [her],â whether thatâs dive-racing with Jake or coming off a good fight or even just flying around with Tobias, and sheâs most certainly âloyal and committed to [her] values and the people who are important to [her],â whether thatâs trying to kill David after he threatens Jordan or defending her best friend even when she knows that Cassie is wrong. Â So according to MBTI, that makes her ISFP.
But hang on.  Rachel is also âfrank, decisiveâ and willing to âassume leadership readily,â as well as âforceful in presenting [her] ideasâ during group discussions, so I guess that makes her an ENTJ.  But Rachel also âtakes a pragmatic approach focused on immediate resultsâ because she âwants to act energetically to solve the problemâ which we can see from her impatience to hit the yeerks where it hurts and worry about moralizing later.  So then sheâd be ESTP.  However, Rachelâs got the âloyal, considerate, notice and remember specifics about people⌠concerned with how others feelâ to a T, especially when we think about her matchmaking for Jake and Cassie or her ability to notice things that Tobias isnât telling her, and she more than any of the others âstrives to create an orderly and harmonious environment at work and at homeâ through actually keeping her room neat and putting care into all her personal spaces, so that makes her ISFJ.  So on and so forth.
Another reason that MBTI is popular is that it appeals to a Western desire to sort things into groups. Â American education (and that in similar cultures like Australia) focuses on logic, classification, and creating borders. Â It involves breaking things down into disparate parts to understand them better. Â MBTI does that with human beings, and in a way that gives us easy answers. Â And in the process it commits the Fundamental Attribution Error, comfortably assuring us that anyone who knocks a jar off a shelf is a klutz and not just momentarily distracted, while anyone who cuts us off in traffic is an asshole and not just trying to get their kids to school on time. Â The reality is that personality is at least partially situation-dependent, and that personalities change over time. Â The reality is that personality traits donât cluster nicely into âtypes,â meaning that itâs only informative to look at patterns of change and relativity in context.
And MBTI misinforms people about that reality. Â For money.
So MBTI isnât just âthe zodiac for Livejournal,â because businesses generally (I hope) donât say âHmmm, we already have three Tauruses on this team, letâs get a Pisces in hereâ when making decisions that can seriously impact the careers of human beings. Â MBTI isnât just âthe zodiac for Livejournalâ because astrology doesnât actively perpetuate misinformation in a way that sows confusion and leads to mistrust for real science. Â MBTI does more active harm that the zodiac ever will. Â But people donât know this, because the test markets itself so successfully.
Hogwarts Houses might classify people, but theyâre silly and zero-stakes. Â There are endless âwhat the hell is a Hufflepuffâ jokes and open confessions about retaking the Sorting Hat quiz until it tells you what you want to hear. Â And thatâs how we should treat any measure that sorts people into types: as a fun and ultimately uninformative way for some company somewhere to turn a profit.