@iridanus said: "So milk production on a dairy farm was low, and the farmer wrote to the local university to ask for help. A group of scientists headed by a theoretical physicist came over and completed two weeks of intensive on-site study. By the end of it, they came back to the farmer. The theoretical physicist said, 'Okay, we have a solution.' The farmer said, 'great, what?' And the physicist said, 'Okay, so you start by assuming that the cows are spherical, massless, and operating in a vaccum.'" -Hugh obvs
ā--Why would a theoretical physicist be brought in to help dairy production?ā
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āIf I hear one more Christmas song, someone is getting strangled with tinsel.ā -Uriel of course
Holiday Starters | Accepting
āMost highly flavoredĀ lady, Gloria~ā
Freddie could be a bit of a Grinch herself. That didnāt mean she wasnāt gonna take every opportunity to annoy Uriel. Also, seeing her actually murder someone would be fucking hilarious.Ā
Sheās pretty sure it wonāt be her. So. Itās fine.Ā
āAdvent begins at sunset anyway. Right? Itās barely six hours early.āĀ
My muse has to tell nothing but the truth for 10 asks.
Ask them funny questions, get personal, query about the people around them or pester them for their deepest darkest secrets - go wild! Include ā with the asks! (6/10)
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Piland for whatever ship thing is lighting up my dash, obvs
Hereās Piland for that ship meme.Ā Ā
And I hunted down another ship meme just for you.
General:
How long will they last? - Until the next time Leland fakes his death
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - Look, they were cuddling each other in the Academy and never slept in different beds.Ā So pretty quickly.Ā But figuring it wasnāt platonic love?Ā That took a bit.
How was their first kiss? - Chris was a little possessive.Ā Leland liked it.
Wedding:
Who proposed? - Chris
Who is the best man/men? -Ā Spock
Who is the braidās maid(s)? - Jolene, probably.
Who did the most planning? - Ere
Who stressed the most? - Leland
How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big. (Ere wanted bigger but there was a time crunch)
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Lelandās parents.
Who was specifically invited? Ainala.Ā And Chrisā 5 moms.Ā Most of the Discovery crew ended up being there
Children:
How many children will they have naturally? - Verse dependent but they usually end up with at least Hope
How many children will they adopt? -Ā -_^-^_-
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Chris. Leland is usually dead
Who is the stricter parent? - Leland
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Leland.Ā He then offers alternatives.
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Chris
Who is the more loved parent? - Chris
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - L e l a n d.Ā And he will lay down the law.
Who cried the most at graduation? - Chris
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Leland.Ā And give them tips on not getting caught next time
Cooking:
Who does the most cooking? - Chris
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Chris
Who does the grocery shopping? -Ā Both
How often do they bake desserts? - Leland stress bakes
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Chris is meat, Leland is salad
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Chris
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Chris
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - Chris
Chores:
Who cleans the room? - Leland
Who is really against chores? - Chris (heās not so much against them but heās a living tornado)
Who cleans up after the pets? - Both
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Neither
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Leland.Ā Ā
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Chris
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Chris
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Both.Ā Itās gross and domestic
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Some holidays.Ā Usually if thereās guests or Chris does his bouncy thing.
What are their goals for the relationship? - To love & protect each other forever.
@iridanus and I really shouldnāt be allowed to argue about characters anymore because fuckin,,,,,, we started this whole shit with leland and WE STILL DONT WANT TO GIVE UP
