i be blocking indiscriminately

my pet millimeter has been blown away by a gust of wind forever

follow me on mychart

hung out with my young cousin today and she showed me "soul bug school" which is the gap between her toy chest and the wall where she secretly puts every dead bug she finds in the house

You can’t get this kind of content anywhere else

fucked up in the crib eating wonder gunki

I'm at a :.|:; for words.

"Guy" and "man" have different connotations with adjectival nouns. Like "tree guy" = arborist but "tree man" = he lives in a tree, or maybe he is a tree.

all my haters become satyrs when i gallop through the woodland of success

run-on sentences aren't real btw, that's a lie made up by loser control freaks who feel the need to stifle my reading speed with stop signs (a.k.a. "."); but i'm a woman of yield signs (,) and rolling stops (;) <- i accidentally made a pussy