say goodbye to ohio

never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

If you remember being a teenager you're a creep because you straight up saw yourself naked back then. The only way to be righteous is to obliterate your mind with drugs until you can't remember anything

stop letting miserable people on the internet convince you that you must have a concrete, well-constructed opinion on everything that has ever existed.

everybody say thank you Marcus Aurelius

it probably feels good as hell to sexually climax from genital stimulation

murder suicide is awesome to me bc its like annnnnd im coming with you

I hope everyone loses the world cup and then the universe explodes