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this is technically the "main" part of my blog but this exists so that i can browse art and repost memes
I've also got a blog for my comic where i post all my art for it which you should defo check out
(please i need someone to listen to my rambles about those motherfuckers please please please sabrina carpenter leave my soul)
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get in loser weâre gonna try again despite it all
Trying again despite it all the next 960 days
Am I the mom friend? Absolutely not. But what I AM is the "prepared for any situation" friend, and THAT bears wisdom I can pass on
Step 1: Cargo pants, or purse, fanny pack, cool jacket, backpack, etc.
Step 2:
Folded-up plastic bag
Tweezers
Chapstick
Small knife
Lighter
Band-aids
Hand sanitizer
Hard candy
Travel-size Tylenol
Needle and thread
Safety pin
Bus fare
Charger
Pen/flashlight combo
Sticky notes
Granola bar
Tampon
Pad
Mini multi-head screwdriver
Zipock of tissue
Bottle opener
Hockey tape
This can be a lot to unload and re-load if you're a cargo pants person, but if you like me are not really a purse person I highly recommend either a cool jacket you can sew secret pockets into or a spare water bottle you can grab 'n' go whenever
I share this because being the guy who always has The Thing You Need is the best feeling in the world and I think more people should experience it
Could you imagine making your own movie, making like 20 million dollars, and then going âawesome, now to install a DVD duplicating machine in my house and personally burn copies by hand like a medieval monk preserving sacred textsâ
Like I need people to understand the mental image here of a multimillionaire internet creator personally overseeing DVD production in his own house like heâs running an underground bootleg operation out of a basement in 2007.
Itâs weirdly charming because thereâs something very âold internetâ about it, this energy of âI made a thing, and now I will physically hand it to people myself like an artisan at a craft fair.â
The man really said: âThe future of cinema is me standing next to a humming disc burner at 2amâ
And like... I can't help but believe he's onto something
God I love Markiplier, he has seen kingdoms rise and empires fall and he chooses to just say fuck it we're going back to our roots boys
And we all cheer for the funny internet man
Do any of u have decent recipes that are like 5 ingredients (not including spices) and take 45 mins or less to prepare i gotta stop eating sandwiches for dinner
yeah hang on
ignore the title of this google doc because it's a long story but it's a really solid recipe for southwest chicken alfredo
this is a vegetarian potato curry recipe that's about 75% spices; once you get the potatoes in there you can really do whatever you want with it
this is literally just pasta, broccoli, and cheese babey and you can live off that shit for DAYS it makes such a big portion
bro this spinach/pesto/3 cheese flatbread is so fucking tasty bro
also you can make the flatbread yourself it's super quick!!
oh hey I'm eating this white chickpea chili right now, much like the curry it's mostly spices and you can do p much do whatever you want with it
don't let the name fool you these potatoes are delicious any time. not just breakfast.
this is slightly more than five ingredient when you add them together but if you have time and really wanna fuckin treat yourself I recommend these chicken strips + this cornbread + either these potatoes or these buttered veggies on the side.
These are my two favorite comfort foods. They're very easy to make and dont take long to cook.
Garlic butter rice
Orzo mac and cheese (comes out a little bit soupy)
this recipe for gogumabap (sweet potato and rice) saved my life when i couldn't eat hardly anything for a long time. the recipe itself calls for a heavy bottomed pot but you can absolutely use a rice cooker and put the rice and diced sweet potato in together and just let the machine do its thing
If you have a crockpot, I do a really good pulled pork carnitas that is:
Pork - any cut boneless
Onions- chopped anyway you like
Orange juice - about one cup (you can use about 2 tablespoons of the condensed frozen stuff if you have it)
Root beer, pepsi, or other cola soda - about one cup
Preferred chili mix seasoning - 1-2 packets depending on how intense you like your flavoring and how much pork you put in
Garlic - as much as you wanna, specifically smashed not cut
Canned or frozen corn - to your preference
Dump all that into your crockpot in the morning (or the night before) and let it run on low until dinner. Cook some rice if you feel like it, or just serve over tortillas.
bro WTF, I wanna try this just for the sheer shit of it
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$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think
Reblog for unexpected $$$ dropping into your Bank account.
uhh did i forget how time works or was the first post in december 2018 and the second in august 2018
Reblog for time travelling $$$ dropping into your Bank account.
in case you ever wanted to know what mambo number 5 sounds like with all the instruments (including the drums) replaced with bike hornsÂ
it sounds like the song is going to kill you and itâs perfect
i smiled through the whole thing because i just donât understand what would compell someone to do this but thanks
If I donât reblog this, just assume Iâm dead.
Battle Against a Powerful Clown
This is fucking just the average Space Station 13 round soundscape
This is fucking just
the average Space Station
13 round soundscape
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
'Iron Lung,' the breakout feature from filmmaker and content creator Markiplier, will debut on YouTube on May 31st.
That one tumblr post about supine vs prone constantly haunts me. Iâll be reading a fic thatâs like:
[character a] pushes [character b] onto his back, then straddles his prone body
meanwhile Iâm reading like: heâs not lying on his pronis, heâs lying on his s(u)pineâŚ
laptop overheating?? pour water on it to cool it down!
i trusted you
Do not trust people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people
THE ORIGINAL?!?!?!?!?!
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dan clinging to his emo personality even after evidently becoming way happier is so funny to me. like 'rare photo where dan is smiling', you're literally smiling and laughing in every single podcast bc life is good now wdym
things to say after fucking up egregiously
pack it up boys we've made a social blunder
let's run that again
one more time normal style
I'm going to become a statistic
further proof god is out to get me
it's because I tore my acl senior year
I couldn't do it for religious reasons
my ex took my talent in the divorce
good thing nobody saw that (said directly to someone who definitely saw it)
Day 29 - Psychosomatic Bullshit
Found the post!
fun fact: tigers also contract their muscles to make a slow tiger into a fast tiger
Impeccable music choice here:
On the American broadcast, about five seconds after the music started the announcer said about the woman, âshe lists her hobbies as âforgetting thingsâ and âexistential crisesââ, and I canât imagine a more delightful one-two punch
âlost my train of thoughtâ doesnât even begin to cover it. itâs like fucking deutsche bahn up there
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everytime i think about the concept of soulmates i mourn the fact that it's never turned on its head as a tragedy
stands up on my chair i think having a soulmate should be a kind of divine punishment
what the fuck happens in hermitcraft
My resolution last year was to do one thing before bed that would make my morning feel easier, and thatâs become a daily habit that Iâm carrying into this new year.
Some nights even filling up the kettle and setting an empty mug out for my morning tea felt hard. But I was always thankful for it in the morning.
Other nights, one thing would lead to another, and Iâd wake up in a clean house with everything ready to go.
And, on a rare few nights, the one thing that I could do to make my morning easier was going straight to bed and allowing myself to rest.
What stayed the same each day is that I would take a moment to think of what I could do for my future self and do it, even after a hard day. And I would wake up knowing that I had done my best and any effortâno matter how smallâwas a kindness to myself.
Iâve been doing a lot of âa treat for future meâ moments lately.
Iâve been doing a
lot of âa treat for future
meâ moments lately.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
