"RPF IS OK" - AMAZINGPHIL

the way they flirt is so deeply strange watching them is like what it would feel like to be an alien going to the people exhibit at the space zoo

when the non-rpf explanation is weirder than the rpf explanation

@ danandphil can you kiss on camera just once like not bc i particularly wanna see it but bc i think it would make a really excellent Big Climatic Moment For AMVs and that’s basically the most important thing here

new monkey’s paw scenario: they play the pinof kiss footage on tour and none of us can use it for amvs bc all the footage of it is terrible and not in focus

dan and phil should pay me money for what they put me through

dan SO truly lacks object permanence like he was talking all his shit about how quiff phil doesnt even exist, who was that, only blond phil and emo phil are real, then three seconds into ii starting he's like WHO IS THIS HANDSOME MAN......

they're gonna hard launch that they drunkenly got married in vegas a decade ago <3 unrelated to the infamous vegas vlog which we have now seen of course.

it's the opening night of the hard launch tour. you take your seat as the pre-show Playlist plays. eventually, the 2009 song blares through the speakers. everyone is screaming and crying all of the lyrics. the next song is welcomed to the black parade. near the end of the song, a screen on the stage is blacklit. the sillohuettes of 2 figures walk towards each other. one of them is holding a flag. as they meet in the middle, they embrace and kiss. phannies are fainting left and right. those who remain conscious start chanting "phan is real!!!!!" as the screen lifts you realize that the two people are phil....and.....and....a woman????? phil is making out with a woman and holding the straight pride flag????????? phil screams "we weren't meant to see that!!" and the power shuts off. the doors lock. no one can escape.

what if your house was FLOODED and your minecraft pj pants BROKE and you got COPYRITE STRIKE from YOURSELF and your BOYFRIEND wasn’t a LAWYER and you were GAY

I knew this interview was gonna be peak when the interviewer opened with such confidence, it cut to the first set of clips, then it cut back to him and his face went through three different expressions before he could say the next sentence

the phannie producers of that news segment had a meeting where they decided to throw pinof and sister daniel in the interviewer's face and tell him nothing

Oh my god, if they actually get married at any point, Dan *is* gonna say it was because of practical reasons only. I hate them.