come here, idiot!

sometimes i think abt how dan howell accidentally became one of youtube's founding fathers like he really just wanted that cookie and also got a legendary career out of it 😭

posting fic is so scary like hello everyone here is my Porn do you hate me

dnp full circle and are now doing the ao3 author sorry for the late update but my house exploded authors note <3

adding my earlier post about tour predictions to this but i believe dnp now have the ao3 author’s curse after having written The Urge: Part 2 because of the twilight philm club AND ao3 mentions… they WILL be reading their own fic live on stage TRUST me

“phan isn’t real.” I say into the mic, the crowd boos and throws clique merch at me. I stand my ground, I’m not a fucking pussy. The crowd of 12 year olds start screaming “the whiskers come from within!” and “ladders!”. I am very close to ending it all when two posh voices command silence over the crowd. “She’s right, stop fetishizing gay relationships.” Dan and Phil themselves stand in the back.

date of origin: december 26th, 2017

“phan is real.” I say into the mic, the crowd boos and throws clique merch at me. I stand my ground, I’m not a fucking pussy. The crowd of 12 year olds start screaming “you’re fetishizing gay relationships!” I am very close to ending it all when one posh voice and one northern voice command silence over the crowd. “He’s right, please write more yaoi.” Dan and Phil themselves stand in the back. Then they come onstage and kiss, holding the gay flag.

so the literal only margaritas reviewed on fuckyeahmargaritas are from chiquitos and cloud 23. two of his very first date spots with phil. like that’s fine. that’s really really fine

i can absolutely believe that phil confessed to having UPLOADED a video of them kissing to his channel, before either of them acknowledged d♡p

there's too much going on in this video. "your best friend is gonna be your boyfriend." words that are said.