slim jims are made out of napkins that people have used to blot grease off of cheap pizza
slim jims are made of chicken wattles and petroleum jelly
slim jims are made of monkey's paws after all of their corrupted wishes get used up
slim jims taste like pudding skin if the pudding was chili flavored
due to manufacturer con-agra's commitment to the environment, all slim jims are made of at least 50% recycled materials
slim jims taste like centaur meat
slim jims continue to ripen in the package
slim jims have the same amino acid composition as the great pacific garbage patch
slim jims taste like a speech bubble
















