Blog Vomit

after i saw the shrek post i went to the swarovski website to see if they had anything else insane and i laughed so hard at this swarovski crystal minecraft pig that i feel sick

I like to think that Issac’s heart isn’t perfect I mean it a gaping hole in his chest. Like there’s no way he’s not getting infections left and right and I’m definitely not the first person to say this. But anyway I like to think that he can’t blush well like he can but only if he’s supper embarrassed. And my reasoning for this is I don’t think his heart pumps properly. I also think it would be prone to rusting or some form of damage and he would have to really careful in day to day life and I guarantee you he can’t take a gym class. And obviously because he hella un-athletic and his heart would probably give out but he would also run the risk of damaging his heart. And I know I said that he only blushes when he’s really embarrassed, but I also think if he exerts himself too much by like running he also gets like super super super red like embarrassingly red. And I just know his ass is out of shape because the only heavy lifting he does is with his da Vinci powers. I also like to think that when his heart rate does go up, you can hear the ticking of his heart get a little faster . He’s also just skin and bones like he looks like he weighs 98 pounds soaking wet with rain boots on his skinny ass would blow away in a breeze. Anyway #thatsmyman and i love him