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What am I doing with my life 😭😭

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rodrick bf headcanons? 💗🤗
࣪⠀⠀𓏵⠀⠀ ׅ Teenage dirtbag ⠀⠀ྀི
Bf!Rodrick Heffley x Reader headcanons˚ ⠀ 𓈒
⠀⠀♱⠀⠀ ׅ summary: Some fluffy little headcanons of Rodrick Heffley being your beloved loser teenage dirtbag boyfriend ♡
◟ ͜ ᛝ warning ! ⸝⸝ tooth-rotting fluff, mentions of disagreements but nothing too bad .ᐣ
◟ ͜ ᛝ 𝒢o back ? .ᐣ
⸝⸝ ﹒ ˖ ⁺ ༝ ۫ ℬefore you guys started to date:
You and Rodrick were classmates before you guys had gotten together.
Of course, Rodrick was drawn to you and your kind nature, but the poor boy was too nervous to actually go up and talk to you!
So most of the school-year he'd spend classtime watching you from his seat— Lovesick eyes intently locked on your form as all Rodrick would do was daydream about taking you out.
But the first time you guys actually talked was when the teacher was assigning partners for a project, and thus ending with the two of you being assigned together.
Rodrick was over the moon after finding out his partner was you, but he couldn't help but feel nervous about— well, everything.
You were just so perfect in his eyes, and he knew he couldn't blow it!
Gradually, you and Rodrick got to know eachother— Ultimately becoming the best of friends once he found out that you two shared the same love for music.
You two would be attached to the hip as the both of you would practically go everywhere together!
Rodrick would always invite you to his house, or some of the gigs him and his band did at local bars, he loved seeing your face everywhere he went !!<33
⸝⸝ ﹒ ˖ ⁺ ༝ ۫ 𝒟ating:
Honestly when you guys started dating I feel like Rodrick wouldn't know what to do now that he's with you, he'd ask his mom for advice on what girls want.
" Mom? What do girls like? "
I feel like Rodrick would try to be the best boyfriend for you its sosososoooo cute :((
He'd try to take you out often or spend time with you, most of your dates were at the gas station, or napping on his bed.
Poor boy would feel so bad that he can't take you out anywhere fancy and expensive, please reassure him and tell him you love him!!<33
Rodrick would be the type of boyfriend that would show you off to everyone, whether it be his band-mates or his family— Especially Greg,
" Yeah, she's my girlfriend. You jealous or something? "
His mom would ADORE you, his father would be worried whenever Rodrick would do something stupid.
Rodrick would make sure to shower more often, and wash his band shirts with his mom's lavender scented laundey detergent instead of leaving them to rot on his bed.
Soft moments like cuddling on his bed while you comb through knots on his messy mop of hair makes him feel so warm and gushy.
Please remind this man to wash off his eyeliner because HE WILL go to bed looking like a panda.
He loves you so much that he'd have a hard time saying no to you.
If you guys ever get into a fight, be expected to hear tire screeches on your driveway and frantic knocking.
Rodrick would stand out on your porch with a plastic wrapped bouqet of flowers from the super market, a bag of your favorite snacks, and a burned CD of your favorite songs as an apology.
" Uh, here— And i'm.. Um, sorry. "
He just loves you sososososoooooooo much!! Hug him and tell him you love him aaa :((
“i ♡ bad boys” ── 𝓻. heffley ┆f!reader .
RODRICK HEFFLEY’s hands slid over your waist as he kissed you, sloppy and unpracticed but very enthusiastic, like he couldn’t decide if he wanted to tease you or keep kissing you until his lungs gave out. you let him have his way, fingers threading through his messy hair, tugging lightly as he groaned against your mouth. rodrick fumbled with the buttons of your flannel, a satisfied noise escaping him when he finally managed to get it open.
“mhm..” he pushed the shirt off your shoulders, but then his eyes drifted down to your chest—and he froze. you bit your lip to stifle the laugh that bubbled up, your hands sliding down to rest on his shoulders as his brow furrowed, staring at the sharpie scrawl across your chest: “i dig bad boys.”
you couldn’t help it—you giggled, and the sound immediately made him squint suspiciously. “what?” you shrugged, “greg told me about your big brother advice.”
rodrick’s expression shifted through about three emotions at once—embarrassment, disbelief, and finally indignation. “i—he—that little snitch wasn’t supposed to tell you that!”
“yup,” you replied, leaning back slightly, just enough to smirk up at him. “apparently, ‘chicks dig bad boys’ was your expert advice. and now here i am, digging you.” he groaned, letting his head drop against your shoulder.
“oh, c’mon rod,” you teased, brushing a hand through his hair. “it’s cute. you thought that would work on me?”
he looked up at you, face still flushed. “well, it did, didn’t it?” he shot back defensively, though the way his voice cracked slightly ruined any attempt at sounding smug. “sure it did,” you chuckled, pressing a kiss to the corner of his mouth. “bad boy.” “stop calling me that,” he whined, but his hands slid back to your waist anyway, lips pressing to yours with a little more fervor—like he needed to prove something. still, when he broke away, his voice dropped to a low mutter. “i’m seriously kicking greg’s ass.”
i may have a type 😋
rebellious, lazy, and “dumb” older brothers with two younger siblings who get bad grades and like music 💔💔 (rodrick has a band and likes metal music, axl had a band before, and georgie likes guns n rose + bon jovi!)
One Hell of a Summer! Rodrick Heffley x F!Reader pt.1
Summary: Rodrick thinks Greg's going crazy when he told him that Rowley's older sister was hotter than Heather, I mean, that's just ridiculous! Rowley's sister? Hotter than THE Heather Hills? Nahhh that can't be true...right?
With summer vacation coming up, Rodrick's annual plan of sleeping all day and watching TV all summer might just change this year.
Word count: 1,579
Tags n Warnings: Rowley's older sister! Reader, Angst, Fluff n all that but !!NO SMUT!! only suggestive scenes, curse words, scenes based on dog days movie, Reader has navel piercing and vertical labret, Mcbling! Reader , time period of their summer vaca is from early june 2012 - early september 2012
Author's Note: I accidentally deleted the first AND second draft of this story...

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☠︎︎ 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝙰𝙻𝚆𝙰𝚈𝚂 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚒𝚛𝚜𝚝 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚋𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚜 𝚗𝚎𝚡𝚝 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚌𝚎𝚛𝚝 𝚘𝚛 𝚐𝚒𝚐 (𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚋𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚕𝚢 𝚊𝚗𝚢𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚞𝚙 𝚝𝚘 ☹︎)
☠︎︎ 𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚜 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚠𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐 & 𝚠𝚊𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚜 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚊𝚏𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚐𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚢𝚘𝚞, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚏𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚕𝚢 𝚒𝚜 𝚂𝙾 𝚐𝚛𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚏𝚞𝚕, 𝚎𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚒𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚐𝚛𝚎𝚐, 𝚌𝚊𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚁𝚘𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚜 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚏𝚊𝚌𝚎 𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚖𝚙𝚒𝚝 𝚒𝚝 𝚍𝚘𝚎𝚜𝚗'𝚝 𝚜𝚖𝚎𝚕𝚕 𝚊𝚜 𝚋𝚊𝚍, 𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚋𝚊𝚍 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚊𝚋𝚜𝚘𝚕𝚞𝚝𝚎𝚕𝚢 𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚘𝚞𝚜 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚎.
☠︎︎ 𝚑𝚎 𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚑 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚝𝚘 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚢 𝚍𝚛𝚞𝚖𝚜, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚜𝚒𝚝 𝚘𝚗 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚕𝚊𝚙 𝚋𝚎𝚌𝚊𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝚒𝚝'𝚜 '𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚒𝚎𝚛' 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚑𝚒𝚖.
☠︎︎ 𝚑𝚎 𝚐𝚎𝚝𝚜 𝚓𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚘𝚞𝚜 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚐𝚛𝚎𝚐 𝚘𝚛 𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚢 𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚊𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚘 𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚜 𝚐𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘𝚞𝚌𝚑𝚢
☠︎︎ 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚋𝚞𝚢 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚘𝚖 𝚋𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚜
☠︎︎ 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚝𝚛𝚢 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚘 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚜 𝚜𝚘 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚊𝚕𝚔 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚖 𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚋𝚎 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚊𝚜 𝚎𝚡𝚌𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞, 𝚘𝚛 𝚜𝚘 𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚜𝚞𝚛𝚙𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊 𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚘𝚖 𝚛𝚎𝚏𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚒𝚝.
☠︎︎ 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚜 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚑𝚎 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗 𝚐𝚘𝚝 𝚊 𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚗𝚎𝚛, 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚋𝚘𝚝𝚑 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚗𝚘 𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝.
ppl who liked HIM (rodrick) like HIM (erik) now. prove me wrong.