A nerd blogs here...

oh

bring out the rotating tiger

so youre telling me that some asshole can just throw together meaningless shit and get notes and attention yet when i put actual thought into the things i say nothing happens i am so fucking done with this bullshit god damn fuck

In what world is tall muscular man not conventionally attractive

We've all been down here too long. I truly think there's a chunk of tumblr's population that can no longer survive sunlight.

women will say “hear me out” and show u a photo of pyramid head and then tumblr users will go “this is a perfectly normal man and an ice cold take”

Conventionally attractive silent hill monster

posts funnier with timestamps on

Woman murders man in broad daylight

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beautiful like to reblog ratio on this

That's because people are reblogging it every time they see it. Like I'm doing right now lmao

if you love someone enough you should be able to hug them really tight and pop into the same body as them and never have to leave like its aristophanes's myth of the spherical human

post cancelled i just reinvented steven universe

so you know that cursed sword that slowly drives whoever wields it mad & causes mysterious illnesses? you guessed it: scabbard was absolutely loaded with black mold

Horses adapted to eating grass on the plains, and these ones are getting blasted with flashing lights and rave music. I wonder what’s happening in their heads.

Genetic memories emerge of the warsong of their mongol Masters as they tore across Eurasia.

Genetic 'Nam flashbacks

Except it induces a state of euphoria in the Mongolian horses.