for you, the world, phil.

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Wilbur: -Leamington Spa.

Philza: Ah

Wilbur: Do you think that one’s real, Techno?

Techno: No.

Phil: We need to bring Techno to the UK.

Techno: PLEASE

Phil: That would be pog.

Wilbur: Leamington Spa was the most North I’ve been. Hey Techno, if you come to the UK will you take a photo with me?

Techno: Uh, yeah sure.

Wilbur: Can it go on the internet??

Techno: Ehh, I’ll think about it.

Wilbur: What about- what about if I come to America? Which I’m planning on doing in within a few months, probably.

Techno: Sure, we can hang out.

Wilbur: Can we take a photo together? To commemorate our time?

Techno: Uhh, sure.

Wilbur: *Gasps* And could I show my friends on the internet? My eighty-thousand friends who are watching the stream right now?

Techno: Uhh, I don’t know about that many friends-

Wilbur: I think- well you see- you see, these eighty thousand of my friends who are watching the stream right now, would I be allowed to share it with them? Could I show them a little glimpse??

Techno: Uhh-

Wilbur: (Overlapping) Can I be like- can I flash it on the screen?

Techno: (Overlapping) Uhh, I don’t know man. I don’t know about that

Wilbur: (Overlapping) I don’t even want likes! I don’t even want likes. I just want people to see me and Technoblade being friends.

Techno: Uh, I don’t know about that. I’ll put on like a, like a pig mask.

Wilbur: That’s fine! That’s fine! That’s absolutely fine. Also, then we can call you out if you’re actually 6’4.

Techno: Uh, I’m 6’3.

Wilbur: Oh, 6’3. My bad.

Techno: You see? I’m already changing my story- I’m kidding.