techza ruined my life

Welcome to Techza Week 2024!

The event will take place February 11th - 17th, with two potential prompts for each day to chose from. Content can range from fic to art to playlists, and all forms of Techno and Phil's relationships are allowed, including platonic, queer platonic, and romantic!

Prompt List

Day 1 (February 11th) - Childhood | Antarctic Empire

Day 2 (February 12th) - Mythology | Gold

Day 3 (February 13th) - Blood | Pets

Day 4 (February 14th) - Emerald | Fairytale

Day 5 (February 15th) - Farm | Instincts

Day 6 (February 16th) - Zombie | Old friend

Day 7 (February 17th) - The Nether | The End

Ships

Week Ending September 20th, 2021

Destiel Dean Winchester & Castiel, Supernatural

Malex Michael Guerin & Alex Manes, Roswell, New Mexico

Ladynoir +4 Ladybug & Chat Noir, Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir

Lumity -2 Luz Noceda & Amity Blight, The Owl House

Buddie +3 Evan Buckley & Edmundo Diaz, 9-1-1

Supercorp -2 Kara Danvers & Lena Luthor, Supergirl

Marichat +11 Marinette Dupain-Cheng & Chat Noir, Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir

Bakudeku -2 Bakugou Katsuki & Midoriya Izuku, Boku No Hero Academia

Deckerstar -4 Chloe Decker & Lucifer Morningstar, Lucifer

Peraltiago Jake Peralta & Amy Santiago, Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Wangxian -1 Lan Wangji & Wei Wuxian, Mo Dao Zu Shi

Emerald Duo Technoblade & Philza, streamers

Hannigram -2 Hannibal Lecter & Will Graham, Hannibal

Stucky -11 Steve Rogers & Bucky Barnes, the Marvel universe

Catradora -6 Catra & Adora, She-Ra and the Princesses of Power

Geraskier Geralt of Rivia & Jaskier, The Witcher

Otis x Ruby Otis Milburn & Ruby Matthews, Sex Education

Nandermo Nanor the Relentless & Guillermo de la Cruz, What We Do In The Shadows

Eric x Adam Eric Effiong & Adam Groff, Sex Education

Sambucky -5 Sam Wilson & Bucky Barnes, the Marvel universe

The number in italics indicates how many spots a ship moved up or down from the previous week. Bolded ships weren’t on the list last week.

For you, the world, Phil.

Wilbur: "Punch him in the stomach then when he doubles over in pain kiss him"

George: "Kick him in the shins"

Sapnap: "Dump him"

//mpreg mention, but nothing nsfw

The Avians sent in young Phil as a sacrifice to the End Realm. Instead of eating him, the End King took the young hatchling in and raised him.

The End King was dealing with daily run-of-the-mill adventurers who broke into the realm looking for treasure when Phil took the chance and escaped from the End, curious about a new world.

It didn't take long for him to return, battered and scared and pregnant with a shapeshifter's kid.

The End King didn't like Wilbur, so he sent the kid away as soon as he's old enough to take care of himself. He figured now that Phil had a bad impression of the outside world, he would settle down and be content staying with him.

But of course Phil ran away again, looking for Wilbur.

The time flow is different in the End so by the time Phil found him, Wilbur was a full-grown adult. The End King also cast spells on the portal so everyone who left the End will have their related memory hidden from their mind. Wilbur didn't remember anything of his childhood and slowly, Phil started to forget, too, roaming the land not knowing his origin.

Ranboo accidentally activated the End Portal. Terrified, he called Phil to help and Phil fell in. Facing the End King again, Phil finally remembered his past, as Techno crashed through the portal with Niki and Ranboo to rescue him.

Phil then proceed to pull Techno upfront and asked the End King's blessing in their marriage.

You are taking the parasocial relationship way further than you should by fighting his battles

-Peachy

Oh Peachy this is good. You cant see me but im kicking on my soft mlm yearning playlist as I write this.

I dont think it was some big moment, yknow. Its something so normal and so so Techno that its just any other day type thing.

Wilbur is still young. Hes a problem child - when you didnt really ask for a kid but got some weird multihybrid one from your god, that tends to happen - but Techno is shockingly good with kids and that helps smooth out the raising process. It doesnt help that his immortality makes him age /slow/, but it isnt anything they cant solve. Not when they are together.

Wilbur is fitful tonight. Dinner seems to have energized him instead of making him sleepy, and trying to get him to stay in bed is like what hed imagine itd be like being a human trying to hold a fish (Hed never have that problem, obviously. He loves fishing and being an avian gives him /wonderful/ grip, thank you). Its hard. Hes trying. Hes near tears from frustration before Techno comes in.

Phil watches Techno go out in the yard with the small fox-avian child, sees small black wings flutter in the moonlight. Techno practically towers over the little boy - if Phil goes to the piglins elbows, Wilbur doesnt even make it to his knees. Its atleast a little endearing. Hes not scared for the record. Techno would never hurt Wilbur.

Hes more then kind of confused when Techno pops a stick into his mouth and lays down, beginning to knaw on it. He looks a little bit like a oversized pink dog, if hes being honest. Wilbur seems equally confused but makes an attempt to grab the stick.

Techno moves his head.

Wilbur continues to attempt to grab it, small fox tail whipping back and forth as little black wings flap in the air, giggling wildly and jumping around. Techno moves on all fours moving his head and body wildly around to avoid the small child from grabbing it. Theres even a point where Techno jumps /over/ Wilbur, and the small boy is so thrilled he nearly falls over from laughter.

Eventually, though, Wilbur slows. And when he does, Techno spits out the stick and scoops the small boy into his arms. Phil can hear the trill from Wilbur all the way on the porch, and he smiles.

"Where'd you get that idea?" Phil asks when Techno comes up to him. The piglin hums, lips lifting into a grin.

"I do it with the pups. Figured with Wilbur being part fox, it would work." Its absolutely silly but so /so/ Techno that Phil feels his heart strain from the joy and he smiles wider and-

Oh.

tl;dr:

Mcyt community using platonic and qpr as best friends+ and hiding behind those to feel better about shippy content is fuckin bad and actually arophobic :|

I LOVE YOUR WORK

*fangirl noises*

Tbh my favorite Techza hc is always that they just. Never put a label on their relationship. They got married to get discounts on shit and frequently forget until someone points out the wedding ring. They love eachother so so much but they are also immortal and centuries old so mortal shit is just beyond them both.

like. What is the difference between a romantic and platonic relationship? Ive been around for centuries marriage is marriage, dont matter why you got married. You just did it.

Also yeah they kiss n shit and raised Wilbur together as a unit but also that is their own business and dont go around flaunting it. Its why Techno didnt pull the 'im married' card when Quackity asked to go on a date. If him and Phil kiss oh so sweetly under a full moon and all the stars thats between them and the gods.