I love the moon

No porn on tumblr we describe our nudes in detail instead

today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

there are ppl reblogging this not knowing what my immortal is and it’s so fucking funny

Lil Nas X being gay does make the fact that his song is blocking Taylor Swift’s performative ally song from getting number 1 even funnier

a gay person writing a song that isnt about gay people still does more for lgbt people than a straight person writing a song that is about gay people. why? because the gay person is an lgbt people. 

You seriously not going to talk about the three times a horse funeral was mentioned on this flyer

you ever think about how “mountain dew” is a really poetic name and how, if someone didn’t know what it was, they’d probably guess “some herbal tea made from the finest leaves of the Alps”. but instead, it’s just, radioactive gamer soda

stop telling mentally ill people that no one is gonna love them if they don’t love themselves that’s actually really fucked up and you need to reconsider why you think someone who’s been brutalized into hating themselves doesn’t deserve love

My hip new communications theory is actually that millennial/gen z/internet native humor is so weird and abstract because of the sheer amount of words we’re exposed to daily. we’ve heard a lot of words in a lot of different orders so if you wanna get a reaction out of us you usually gotta put words in an order we haven’t seen before

So like normally structured jokes aren’t as funny anymore but “lemon lime spine” is a one-hit K.O.

you know i wanna disagree with you on principle, because it can’t be that simple, but “lemon lime spine” just made me crack up for the first time all day.

Necromancer that doesn’t know they’re a necromancer and thinks they’re just a really good emt

That is the funniest thing i have ever read

“not every character has to be trans” they do actually

Resippy

aw dude the little egg pieces in fried rice reblog if you agree

fuck yeah!!!! this is a good post i love my blog