Garroth Kinnie To Lesbian Pipeline

just imagining pdh delinquent aaron with his pack of gay losers with dyed hair and clip on tails and like. that's his family, bro, fix your fucking face when you're looking at them. one person barks at them and he's slamming them into a locker.

The daughters of Phoenix Drop 💚❤️

This started off as a quick warm-up doodle but very quickly devolved into me actually thinking about my headcanons for Lilith-Garnet and Alina (Or Joey in this case)

Alina is now a Laurmau baby (I literally flipped a coin on who got to be the father, and it landed on my man Laurance lmfao). Johannah is named after Laurance's late father (Joh/Johanson) and she's a carbon copy of her mother except for her eyes. Joey's a very chipper and charismatic young girl who carries herself rather elegantly as she takes after Garroth's mannerisms and overall politeness. She wonders about her dad a lot and constantly asks her brother about him, to which Malachi will always cave. That man loves telling stories to his baby sisters.

Lilith-Garnet is the living embodiment of a firecracker. She gets in trouble a lot because of her rather colourful vocabulary that she picked up from all the adults in town, her favourite cuss word being "twat". Aphmau thinks its hilarious. Garroth does not.

Lilith-Garnet kept Aaron's surname because he was the one who initially adopted her before Aphmau took her in after he died. She's set to inherit his longsword once she's old (and tall) enough.

They both ask about their dads a lot, and both Aph and Garroth love telling them stories before bedtime. The two miss their husband and dearest friend a lot, and telling their daughters their stories helps them keep their memories alive.

Joey dreams of becoming a lord just like her mother and brother, and Lilith dreams of being a guard. They made a promise to each other that if Joey ends up a Lord, then Lilith will automatically be her head-guard so they can be there and protect each other for as long as they live.

examples:

Finished aphmaus MCDiaries for the first time (season 1, anyway) Zane is such a petty loser i cAAANT wait to binge season 2 😭😭😭

LYRICS BASED OFF THIS BANGER ALBUM⬇️

Anyways um this is super rushed but also there is exactly 22 hours left to spread Vote for Garroth propaganda so it was my patriotic duty as a Garroth stan to make this before it was too late. VOTE FOR GARROTH AND ALL OF YOUR WILDEST DREAMS WILL COME TRUE (trust)