Hello

sometimes we are childish. sometimes we do something our 16 year old self would have done, think something our 11 year old self would have thought, cry like our 7 year old self would have cried. why is this so embarrassing? why does it make us feel such shame? when you’re 20, 30, 40, are you not also every age you’ve been before? do all of your previous incarnations not still live inside of you?

They don’t have jobs, nor do they pay for rent, utilities, or food. That’s the textbook definition of a freeloader.

no it’s the textbook definition of “children”

"why isn't this 3 year old paying rent? fucking freeloader i dont know why i keep you around"

This has the same energy as “ambulances aren’t your taxi to the hospital”

Imagine making the choice to bring a child into this world and then declaring that child to be a leech on your resources. Like, did you not expect that you’d have to pay for your kid’s food and other aspects of their upkeep? Did you somehow miss all the memos about what parenthood entails? Or were you actively ignoring them in favor of a plan to birth not a family member, but an employee? THERE ARE LAWS AGAINST CHILD LABOR, HOW THE FUCK DO YOU EXPECT THEM TO ACQUIRE A JOB?? I’m pretty sure the dictionary didn’t specify it as “a legal adult who-” does those things because they thought anyone reading the definition would be smart enough to intuit that it doesn’t apply to those who are under the age of majority, and thus aren’t expected to be providing those things in the first place. Or it’s possible these potatoes really *don’t* know What Children Are.

So basically what you’re saying is they got Pet Syndrome with children -- puppies are cute, but grown dogs are work so return them to the shelter I guess

Hey . Bitch . Give me the luck .

WHY IS THAT ONE FUCKING TULIP A DIFFERENT COLOR I WOULD BE UPSET TOO

it is the chosen one

it must be the main character in the anime

It got funnier when I realized just how many tulips are in this picture.

“In a world where tulips were yellow, one dared to be different…”

Every spring this picture comes back around and every spring I crack up

current mood

constant mood

I love esme’s casual “hope you like italian!” when bella shows up at the cullen house for the first time as if the Momest Person In Existence didn’t grill edward for every single detail of his port angeles date with bella, find out they went to an italian restaurant, and base a whole meal around the only genre of food she knows the girl eats. “hope you like italian” smh I SEE YOU ESME

i know in my heart that emmett and bella have not let jasper know peace since they first heard of the “vibe check!” meme