yeah could I get uhhhhhhhhhh

what the fuck, that’s way funnier than the screengrabs

call that a freshlight

nothing like deep dicking an ice cold frussy

learning how to read was the biggest mistake of my life

~ 🌿🐾w i l d   s h a p e s 🐾🌿~

Isn’t boomerang like.. free?

She can’t afford it

I can’t afford it

fat puthy

Godddddd

sorry I’m shitblogging but holy moly

Me campaigning for attorney general: “I’m an anti law judge. If you do crimes that’s great”

snake pareidolia is one of the strongest things in human minds too! people report freezing mid-stride before being consciously aware of a snake in front of them, and the same happens with coiled rope, etc. in humans and other primates. it’s even been proposed that the need to detect snakes was a factor in the development of primates’ insanely good color eyesight

It’s because snakes are wonderful and we must stop and admire them at any cost

Apparently the dude that plays Sheldon is the reason it’s ending, because everybody else wants to keep doing it but he doesn’t

Martyr