Inside my mind

Princess Peach was really just like “my castle is gonna be a weird museum with maybe some living quarters tucked away somewhere but mostly just magic portals to battlefields and slides” and everybody was like yeah you beautiful binch go ahead

Like she LIVES there. That’s her HOUSE. She was like “hey toadsworth can we have a giant grandfather clock that if you jump at it it takes you to a magical world inside the clock but depending on what time you jump in the moving parts of the magic clock world will be faster or slower” and toadsworth was like “k lol” in her HOUSE

What I’m saying is Princess Peach is a fucking legend

“is it on netflix” isnt even a fucking question anymore because every single time the answer is no

its sequel is tho

Y'all vape :/ why you do that shit to your body…the chemical. Smoke cigarette it’s a plant

I literally just said this yesterday

you guys heard of cbd

Cock and ball dorture?

every single time i log on the this site i question the purpose of humanity

i love people who are incredibly book smart but otherwise stupid as shit. i have a friend who got a 4.0 in college but had to ask me if there were calories in soap

you’ll be reduced down to a single atom once im done with you

hi can we normalize the idea of choosing not to drink

I’ve seen this about a dozen times and every single time my reaction to this is a long silence before I burst in laughter lmaoooo

instead of shaming women into shaving and putting on makeup society needs to start bullying more men into……like……at least wearing deodorant 

SHAME MEN INTO WASHING THEIR HANDS AFTER USING THE RESTROOM! I DONT CARE IF YOU “”DIDNT TOUCH IT”” WASH YOUR FUCKING HANDS