Your whole life with a close up Magician?!

weird sad christine/daroga situation post-rikdeath where they are both like "in the absence of this guy it was hard to be around... what are you doing later" but also what christine is doing later IS being married to raoul. so it's like not only are you still kind of being distracted from normie life by the spectre of this dried-out bog body with a full-coverage foundation on its smushed bog face, BUT you are also being distracted by that bog body's, like, ex? or friend? former coworker? handler? and if it's been leroux-typical thus far then raoul can't even be like "what the hell" about it because he's like hey i know that guy. he's actually so nice and charming and has a beautiful heart and also a beautiful face and he's so polite and thoughtful and smart? aw nuts christine and here i thought i had a leg up over the competition by being alive. there's more than one alive guy on earth. fuckkkkkk

I should remake this with better art then ten second doodles as everyone has loved this post so much

raoul refreshing his reddit.com mobile application and finding a picture of himself and his wife on their couch watching survivor, taken at that exact moment from a third party vantage point behind them both, posted to r/tvtoohigh

i was not present in the fandom for what i have gathered was the prior Multi-Erik Fanfiction & Posting Irruption Event, so i'm always like "i should avoid dwelling on this, it's old news and also liable to cause war flashbacks in those who were present for the first Happening." but the thing is: i just love to put them all together on the astral plane or whatever. it's a reality show. it's socializing reactive dogs together in the saw bathroom. it's sex house

since it's already a multiple-realities metaphysical DSM-V convention in there, it is also a fun flavour additive to check the ✅ Enable Time Travel? box in the gameplay settings menu. that way you can have persia-era kay-erik being the most obnoxious languorous yaoi-bait content creator in the whole convention centre building AND end-stage kayguy after he and his purple prose have fermented for thirty more years and all of his organs are seceding from the union of his body

i bring a sort of "this character is canonically malnourished and would gain at least a couple pounds during their hypothetical healing arc wherein they get better" vibe to the function that people dont really like

(Pokes you with my long and wide alien finger) It's rather subversive because you'd typically expect for alien fingers to be long and skinny, but mine are long and wide. The end of my alien finger is broad and rectangular like a flat brush. (Pokes you so hard it leaves a horizontal slot in the middle of your forehead) Now you can store some kind of large commemorative coin there

the femdom of the opera. thanks for reading my post

when your friend asks if you have any plans like nope just me and the skull lol