🍕 Madeline 🍕

an actual diverse cast of characters  

three separate story lines that somehow all manage to line up together at the end perfectly  

the best romance ever seen in cinema history done in five minutes

kissin’ fuckin kate barlow 

the entire scene of louise the warden being introduced driving her cadillac to the digging site

sam the onion man

stanley stealing mr sirs truck to go save hector and crashing it .5 seconds later

“I can fix that”

hector zeroni hitting that gross ass counselor on the head with a shovel and leaning right down to him and saying “DIG” 

a well-developed female anti-hero and a well-developed female villain 

hector finding his mom at the end

“no good dirty rotten pig stealin’ great-great grandfather”

A Shattered Life

by reddit user M59Gar

I don’t know when you’re going to read this, but I can tell you when it started: I was out for a walk alone in the woods when the entity came for me. It was beyond a blur. It was, for lack of a better term, absence of meaning. Where it hid, there were no trees; where it crept closer, there was no grass; through the arc it leapt at me, there was no breeze of motion. There was no air at all.

As it struck, I felt the distinct sensation of claws puncturing me somewhere unseen; somewhere I’d never felt before. My hands and arms and legs and torso seemed fine and I wasn’t bleeding, but I knew I’d been injured somehow. As I fearfully ran back home, I could tell that I was less. I was vaguely tired, and it was hard to focus at times.

so i used something called infinite jukebox to cut out every other beat of this song and

well

here ya go

Picture Lake at Sunset

Make way for Team Free Will