I would be absolutely rolling in bitches if the dragon who guards my wizard tower would stop eating my conquests before they can get through the front door

in cow world, green onions are cigarettes

Once the dead horse decomposes, you're gonna wish you beat it more

omg if i was an oracle i would be LYYYYYINGGGG

I self administered black tea to the point of madness.

source? pattern recognition

I do love minthara……she’s experienced immense trauma from being mind controlled to do evil things that she didn’t choose to do & as soon as she’s done being mind controlled she’s like THANK GOD. Now i can go back to doing evil things with PRACTICALITY, EFFICIENCY, and FREE WILL

i hope everything reminds you of me and i haunt you forever (flirting)

[sluttily rests my wrist on the pommel of my sword] hi