What Now?

Making sure my Zoom camera is tilted at a Dutch angle to indicate to my coworkers my psychological madness

Whats for dinner oh spider jelly what a surprise

I lowkey hate when programs talk to me in a friendly way. "don't worry, nearly there!" Shut up. It should say "loading 64.3% completed. Do not turn off device" and absolutely nothing else. You arent my friend you are computer. Act like it

i really do think we should substitute gacha games instead for like. the random wikipedia article button. gives you the same "yay i got something new and exciting!" feeling without spending any money and you get to learn something new on wikipedia. the problem is that its missing a cute little storage menu where you can see all the links to different articles youve "collected"

so many people could be weaned off of gambling if we just gamified that website a *little* bit

okay so ummmmm. its real

#Tits moderate firm yet jiggly like a third kind of tofu

(smugly) actually all narration is unreliable because language can only ever communicate through approximation

im pickling shit you aint even jarred yet

pushed pork

not a new food. sausages.

oh yea its also interesting how there isnt many resources for animating bird walk cycles online? theres always animating flying, but the actual walk isnt there much. they tend to hop opposed to walking like this, however a few birds do somewhat walk like this? the walk follows a continuous circle arc (if that makes sense)