actual trash

listen, I’m not the biggest fan of kids but if a child looks at me then you bet I’m gonna smile back at them. kids deserve to experience the world as a kind and safe place to explore okay.

May you find exactly what you want at the thrift shop, in your price range, next time you’re there.

can’t pass up this kinda karma

and in your size

definitely cant pass it up now jeez

Reblog to yeet away your followers’ dysphoria.

2019 is the year we thrive (throw knives)

I hate when people ask me “what did you do today?” like buddy listen I woke up at noon and then it was five pm okay I don’t kn o w

i love my mutuals because we never talk but we still… like… follow each other……….. and i admire that we stick together even tho there is no communication in the slightest………u kno what i mean… hello…

This is it, I found it, the funniest post on this entire godsforsaken website

anyone else feel good when their brain releases a bunch of endorphins?

ccant relate

why would my brain release a bunch of dolphins

*goes up to podium at a funeral for a eulogy* *tears up* you… you know she dead

Don’t reply to your friends mental breakdowns with “mood” “same” “me too”. Take it seriously when your friends say some concerning things