I love you, I'm glad I exist

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

you're just mad because you're hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you're too hot and you have depression

I love Dan and Phil's dynamic where Dan tries to make a classy and subtle dirty joke and Phil just steamrolls by bluntly saying the thing. Honestly that makes it funnier

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me

little traumatized 2009 dinof meeting the boy of his dreams and just going for it despite all the homophobia thrown at him, you will forever be in my heart, you did the best possible thing for yourself when it would've been so much easier to hide away from the world and I am so proud of you!! Kiss that boy, smudge that sharpie, adopt that lion, find your soulmate, buy that phouse, take the leap, you'll finally end up right where you were always supposed to be (happy) <3