its not about whether i can. i have to do it.

if you push your fingers deep enough you'll find the brat off button

big and cutes my me at you

number one rule! never believe ur thoughts after 10 pm . unless its about The Character then believe all of your thoughts wholeheartedly

did perfectionism ever truly protect you from harm or neglect as a child though. ultimately. Lol

[REALLY NORMAL AND WELL-ADJUSTED VOICE] well you never know maybe it COULD have saved me. if i ever actually achieved perfection. it could have happened then. if i was actually ever enough. Which i was not

hope tumblr lasts another 20 years so i can liveblog my midlife crisis

hello 👋 i am the worlds smallest bug 🐛 and ☝️ i too would like to “fag it up” if i may

Me trying not to cough after I hit a blinker

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)