neptune.

love telling people I'm not on social media as if it's not 98% of my waking hours. well I'm not on social media in a way that you'd recognize

I spent my whole life thinking that Wiki comes from Wikipedia but it's the other way around. Wikis predate Wikipedia by 7 years.

always kind of funny when you wake up from a dream and your first thought is "that symbolism was kind of heavy-handed wasn't it."

got chased by a skeleton but when they caught me they just gave me a kiss and hug. turns out it was an xoskeleton.

absolutely hate it when the pleasurable activity procrastination hits. i’m going to do something fun that brings me joy but not yet. yeah, not yet. not yet. maybe i shouldn’t do it at all, it’s not that fun

Doctors are like: ughhhhh. You're confusing. Come back if you die

Rewatched The Good Place for the first time since s4 dropped and. Oh my god. The Good Place said "people are a result of their environment but we always have a moral responsibility to be better" and The Good Place said "every day the world gets a little more complicated and it gets a little harder to be good" and The Good Place said "even in the face of total nihilism, when nothing you do will matter, you still have to at least try. Because trying is better than the alternative" and The Good Place said "if you have bills to pay and shit to deal with you don't have time or energy to become a better person" and then The Good Place really said "people get better when they get external love and support. How can we hold it against them when they don't " and THEN The Good Place really said "no one is irredeemable. Everyone can try to be better today than they were yesterday" AND THEN! The Good Place said "Heaven is just enough time with the people that you love" OH MY FUCKING GOD.

The only ethical thing you can consume under capitalism is pussy.

who up dinking they oiter

black mackerel tortoiseshell tabby (torbie) with moderate white spotting

what about the other cat?

fert

sports bra and boxers can be lingerie if you're enlightened and impure of heart