Dungeons and Dragons is a bad* game

i think danganronpa is garbage and i don’t understand what kinning is but i think every person on earth kins komaeda. like it’s what makes us human. kinning komaeda separates us from dogs

this post sucks :/ i dont kin komaeda i hate him.

this is exactly what komaeda would say.

i like a trans headcanon as much as the next guy but sometimes it really boils down to “that character has not had enough agency and/or introspective freedom in their life to have transitioned by the time we meet them in their story”

critically, there are two types of trans headcanons. theres the "they have transitioned" type and the "they would transition if they had the time, capacity for introspection, and potentially also medical resources" and both are great! people tend to get mad about the second kind though

gravity is widely known to be a purple element

The real problem with D&D's contemporary culture of play is that it's basically a worse version of what Paranoia was doing forty years ago. It's a faux pas for players to display knowledge of the mechanics and the GM is expected to maintain an elaborate kayfabe where they merely pretend to be moderating a game with rules while actually doing something completely different, and they're not even allowed to kill players with orbital laser strikes for talking back.

Like, I'm not keen on any framing of play where the GM is expected to do literally 100% of the work of making the game happen, but it seems to me that if you're going to do that anyway, the GM being both allowed and encouraged to kill you with lasers whenever they want is only fair compensation.

hello 👋 i am the worlds smallest bug 🐛 and ☝️ i too would like to “fag it up” if i may

the once upon a time experience is shouting DIVORCE every time rumple and belle are on screen together

the once upon a time experience (specific to me) is seeing a banner in the background and going FUCK ANOTHER THING I GOTTA EMBLAZON