yall i know this season has its issues but i love it so much 😭😭😭 its so unserious
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yall i know this season has its issues but i love it so much 😭😭😭 its so unserious

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In-depth character sheet template.
Some people create characters on the fly, they add life and passion to their characters with no help but their imagination. Sadly not all of us are like that. I personally need some help, I need to plan and I need inspiration.
When you start on a character it can be hard to come up with the first idea, for this, I would use a theme, a color, a word, perhaps even a trait or hobby and I base my characters around this one thing, slowly fleshing them out into something more real, more relatable.
The character sheet I'll be sharing is one I compiled over a period of time, it's not remotely complete and I'll jump back in here every now and then just to add more or change up a few things.
a tip: don't just fill in, flesh out.
what I mean by this is try not to simply fill in the sheet, but also give reasons for your answer, instead of simply writing down what nickname your character may have, explain it, who gave it to them, do they remember the memory of when they got it? what is the memory? what does the nickname mean? who uses it? why only them?.
What a lot of people fail to realize is that your character isn't just there a plot tool. A lot of the details you will fill out on the character sheet are useless to the plot, and it's not information you will ever 'tell' your readers, but then what use is it? say your characters are all having lunch, they're chatting and eating and having the time of their lives. now your MC nibbles on her minimal food, she covers her mouth when she talks, she finishes every crumb on her plate while the others have plenty leftover from their big meals, and she cleans up and packs her side neatly before leaving. all this is useless information but it gives your character depth, you won't write this in excruciating detail. it will more than likely just be small comments throughout the main dialogue or scene. then another scene pops up, MC and friend walk past a vendor, MC buys a small snack, something cheap compared to friends, once again she nibbles, she covers her mouth and she throws the packaging in the trash. This shows habits and leaves your readers to speculate. it's not a notable amount of words. just small actions that barely make a dent in a chapter but it allows readers to figure out your character for themselves by nothing of these things. Readers are more likely to love a character they figure out themselves than one they are told about.
Back when I first started making characters, I had a lot of trouble fleshing them out and making them feel real. I went from character sheet to character sheet and I never really could get it right, but eventually, I realized my biggest mistake was that I’m filling out the sheet but not my character, I was being too flat and my characters had no life. So, I started doing more than just filling in the empty spaces in a sheet and started adding more than the ‘needed’ information
Below you will find my own creation sheet I use when making a new character as well as what extra details I add to give life to them.
Name:
The easiest names to come up with are the normal ones you find on our planet, if your comic or world takes place on normal earth you can mostly just google things like ‘baby names’ ‘Japanese names’ ‘Norse names’ ‘medieval names’ ‘Zulu names’ ‘French names’ and you will find tons of them if you want names with specific meanings simply search ‘names that mean...’
Now when coming up with unique names for a fantasy/sci-fi plot it can be a bit harder. There are two methods I personally use when looking for unique names.
Method 1:
The first method, I generally use when naming anything and not just my characters, I use it for races, animals, creatures, cultures, abilities, buildings, planets, foods...
Pick a few words, a phrase or a sentence that describes the thing you are trying to name ‘loud and aggressive but loyal’
Combine different parts of these words or this sentence to make one single word ‘loud and aggressive but loyal’ = ‘oundagsiloy’
Play around with adding and removing letters until it sounds right to you.
‘Zorasilo’ as you can see, I added ‘Z’ & ‘R’ but removed ‘U’ ‘D’ ‘G’ 'N' and ‘Y’
Method 2:
This method is by far my favorite to use when I name characters, I use Pinterest for this myself but google works just fine.
Look through names and what their meanings are.
Pick the names with meanings that fit your character well, I normally pick two but sometimes I might go for three
Combine these names into one, like with method one you can choose to add or remove a letter or two, I rarely do as the combinations usually give me a nice fantasy feel.
Zuko ‘rage’ + Ragnar ‘warrior from the gods’ = Zugnar, Agnuk, Rako, Nako, Naruk, Gnakozu
My final step would be combining the meanings of the names I used into a new one for my new name
Zugnar ‘warrior from the gods of rage’
I used method 2 for the naming of my characters Brarea ‘gaurdian’; Zatian ‘defender of the people’; Seretan ‘Fiery beauty ‘; Chira ‘home of comfort’ and finally Takamira ‘a song of treasure’
Even if the meaning of their names isn’t used in the story it tells me a bit about my character as I prefer having the meaning actually reflect an aspect of the personality of my character.
Nickname:
Most people when they decide on a nickname for their character tend to use a shortened version of the character's name, this is all well and good but you are trying to make your character seem more real so adding a bit more depth to a nickname is a good idea. Just do not do this for every character, every person in a story having some weird nickname with a backstory is not realistic at all.
Ex. My own character Zatian will be called ‘boomy’ by Brarea as a joke when they first meet, she does not get the best first impression and it is made in reference to his rather explosive personality, it comes from the loud ‘boom’ that an explosive makes when it goes off. Though they eventually will have a better relationship the name sticks due to the fact that it fits his personality, it annoys him and Rea lives for annoying the guy as well as the fact that though his ability is fire, he likes to release the fire in bursts from his body which causes explosions.
As seen above, instead of simply filling out what the nickname for my character is I gave it a story, this adds more life to the character and makes him less flat. When you fill out a character sheet always try to give as much detail as possible and make things up as you go. You can also write down a memory that ties with why this person has this nickname or a memory of when they got it, add their feelings about the nickname, do they hate it? Love it? Why? who gave it to them? when was it given to them? how often is it used?
Character Alignment:
Most people both real and fictional can be squashed into a character alignment, this reflects a general moral or personal attitude, which will help shape the expected personality of your character. Do note, that though two characters can have the same alignment, this does not mean they will share a similar personality. Alignments are not a prison cell for your character, characters can vary in personality, ideals, and choices even if they have a similar alignment.
lawful good, neutral good, chaotic good, lawful neutral, neutral, chaotic neutral, lawful evil, neutral evil, or chaotic evil.
Chaotic Good: These are characters who are good people but do not stand by law and order, often they even hate these two things.
Lawful Neutral: These are characters who obey the law more than caring about good vs evil. They often hold not a care whether laws are good or bad, though they can have enough morals to see when laws are being abused or are downright unfair.
True Neutral: These characters tend to keep a balance or simply don't care. You will often find that they return the treatment they receive.
Chaotic Neutral: These are characters that are not necessarily good or evil, they act based on what is best for themselves. They don't truly have a side and are basically just a bunch of pricks.
Lawful Evil: These characters tend to follow certain rules and often force them on others. These would be characters such as tyrants or corrupted officials, they usually have some powerful position that can be used to their benefit.
Neutral Evil: These are the most common type of evil characters and usually the type of ones you run into. They are simply selfish and see nothing wrong with killing or hurting others for their own gains.
Chaotic Evil: These babies are your psychopaths. They're crazy buggers who don't have nor care about morals. They commit crimes without care and it doesn't bother them one bit. or they see others as tools to use and exploit.
Ability:
Does your world have super powers or unique abilities? What is the power of your character? How do they use it? How did they get it? What do they call it? Is there something about their power that scares them? How has their power affected them in their life?
Weapon of choice:
Does your character need a weapon in your story? What weapon is it? What is its function? How did they get it? What is it called? How do they use it? Do they have a signature move with it? where do they carry it? is there a memory tied to when or how they got it?
Age :
Age is an important aspect of your character. When you work on their age consider the experience your character will have already needed or that they will have throughout your story, a 30-year-old has far too much experience to fit in the role of someone who is going through that blissful and sometimes naive first love, a 12-year-old doesn’t have the experience or emotional control that a 70-year-old war veteran has when it comes to watching their friends die, consider how much your character will learn or how much they already know, consider how you want the people to feel about your character, a 12-year-old watching their friends die will be more emotional and their reaction will be more of a heartbreaking mess bigger tears, screaming, denials, they don’t have the experience to handle it better, whereas a war veteran will be a more controlled, sad acceptance, more expecting and possibly more silently broken.
Next, you need to think about your story's timeline, how long will we be following your character? What needs to happen and will the age you chose reflect well with what you have planned? Say you choose to write a 12-year-old main character and three years down the timeline your character needs to get pregnant, unless your goal was teen pregnancy then you’ll need to change the age.
You will also need to consider the background of your character, for instance, your character has this dramatic background, they were kidnapped and experimented on, but they rebelled and fought against their captors, they escape and stay on the run, and your character led the rebellion, then they went back to take over the place that they were a prisoner in. This is their background, now they are doing whatever for your story but they are ten years old. That is not believable, it doesn’t matter how cool you want your character to be, it needs to be realistic, maybe 17 or 18 I can see but 10?
Due to all the specifics needed when coming up with the age, I usually leave it for last and only decide when I have my character's background and the basic plot line planned out.
DOB:
Is the date of birth important? For the fans of your story, yes for the plot that’s a solid maybe. A lot of people would say it holds no significance but I can argue against that, what if birthdays are important to your character? What if some major plot point happens on your character's birthday? It could be a romance and the main couple kiss for the first time on one of their birthdays, it could be horror with your characters going to a haunted place on their birthday. Birthdays can also simply be important to the world you made or the culture in your world.
Ex. The culture Zatian belongs to and which Brarea and Seretan slowly join holds the date of birth in high regard and it is always a big celebration planned by the family and friends, this has an important role in the friendship between the three as Zatian’s birthday is during a school day and his family is too far to hold the usual celebration, Rea and Tanny though realize this and secretly plan a birthday party with their entire class, and they do it in the traditional style that his culture normally does it. This is the first big moment in the story where Zat realizes and accepts the friendship of the two girls. Zat in return arranges the surprise birthday party for the girls, along with Chira and Takamira. Birthdays become an important event to the group of friends.
Astrological sign:
Like the DOB the importance of this counts on your own world, for my own story with Brarea and her friends, I don’t use astrology as this is something ‘earth’ and not used on the planets and galaxies in my own world.
You can also use Astrology to perhaps help you decide on when your DOB will be by matching the sign that best fits with your character and picking a date from there, or you can use it to start your character building if you don’t know where to begin and what to do with their personality.
Eye Color:
Note: you don’t have to do their physical looks right now, if you want you can skip over this and come back to it later, I normally leave how they look for last
Picking an eye color can be easy just match it to the hair, but other times it’s not so easy, as people love reading into things and breaking apart your character's visuals and connecting said visuals to their personality. It is done quite often by avid fans of a story, especially when it comes to drawing comics. You can go with a stereotype or break away it’s your choice.
Ex. Red is usually associated with Dangerous, Rage, Anger, aggressive, fierce, strong, has a connection to fire, demonic characters often have this color, and dark characters or villains also often have red eyes. Vampires are often seen with red eyes. Characters that fit this would be Flare Corona from Fairy Tail or Bakugo Katsuki from My Hero Academia
Eye shape
Now the eye shape can tell us a lot about a character, the bigger the eyes the more innocent, soft, sweet, or kind the character is, and the narrower it goes the more mature, realistic, and serious the character seems.
similar to the color though, you don't have to work with stereotypes at all.
Body/build:
What is the body of your character like? Are they lean and fit, do they have a bodybuilder-like physique? or are they small with softer features? How meaty are they? Do they have a rectangle build? A circular one? Oval? Hourglass? Triangle? Inverted triangle? Are their shoulders wide, do they have wide or small hips? What about their waist? Are their legs long or short? Do they have wings? A tail? Horns? Explain the physical features of the body and the muscles.
Make sure that the body of your character meets the physical conditions that they would need to fit in with their back story.
Height:
Skin:
What is the color? Why this specific one? Do they have scales? Hair? Feathers? Birthmarks? Where did the skin type come from if it’s more unique?
Face Features:
What is the shape of their face? Is it circular? heart-shaped? box-shaped? Rectangle? Diamond? Oval?
Hair Color:
Counting on your preferred style of work the color of the hair can play an important part in the image of your character, in most cases, the lead characters usually have the most interesting color and/or style of hair, this is to set them apart from the rest of the background cast. Though this is not a rule and if you prefer a plainer style for your own main character that is perfectly fine.
If you prefer a more Anime like style then I would suggest looking up the stereotypical view on the various colors of hair they use, as it tends to reflect the personality of the character, this is not a set rule of course and you can easily just use whichever color you prefer.
Hair Description:
Is it worn in a specific style? Is it long or short? Do they have bangs?
Hair can play a rather important role in the image a character presents, once again this is related to stereotypes. Wilder hair tends to represent wilder, brash, or energetic characters, for female's hair tied in a pony can represent sporty characters, or counting on where it’s tied it can show a sophisticated/ elegant character instead, for men long tied hair usually comes off more elegant, short boy cut on woman are tomboyish and shows a tough character, buns can give a more mature look, twin buns can seem more innocent and sometimes childish. Spiked all over the place or otherwise called ‘Shonen’ hair tends to fit with brash and loud/rude characters, for instance, Ichigo from Bleach, Naruto from Naruto, Soul from Soul eater, Bakugou from My hero Academia, Natsu from fairy tail.
Does your character resemble anyone?:
Is there anyone who your character takes after in looks? Who is it? How do they look similar? Is it just family or do they mysteriously resemble some other person and it might later become important to the plot? Or maybe it’s just a coincidence? Why do they resemble this person? How do they resemble this person?
Ex. Brarea looks extremely identical to two people that will both become important to the story at a far later time, she has no actual relation to either of them. There is also a perfectly good reason for the resemblance which will be important to the plot.
Do they have problems with health?:
Asthma? Low blood pressure? Diabetes? Missing organs? Damaged bones? Bad eyesight? How do these problems affect your character? Does it interfere with the plot? How does it affect the story and/or the character write a small example?
Clothes:
What does your character wear? Think up a work/school outfit, a casual outfit for day-to-day, a fitness outfit for if they exercise, a date outfit, and a fancy outfit for events. Why do they prefer this style of an outfit? Remember clothes say a lot about a person.
Bedroom/house:
What does their room or house look like? What style of furniture do they prefer? Is it arty? Are there a lot of patterns? Is it neat? Is it messy? Is it minimalistic? What do they have in there? Skateboards? Posters of bands/celebs? Posters of movies? Posters of anime? Books? Music instruments? Paintings? An easel for painting? how is it orginased?
Mannerism:
What habits does your character have? Do they rub their neck when embarrassed? Bite their lip when sad? Do they toss their hair? Tilt their head when they are in thought? grind their teeth? Scratch their head? Flare their nostrils?
when you pick mannerisms remember to reflect them in the story, if your character bites their lip when nervous, make them bite their lip when you write a scene where they're nervous. and when another similar scene pops up, do it again. don't put attention to it, just write it and move on. your readers will pick up on it. Do not! do not tell the readers why they do it! do not make an entire passage explaining that the MC bites their lip when nervous. let the readers figure it out for themselves. It makes a character more real and hooks readers better when they have to actually pay attention to figure a character out instead of just being told everything about the character.
Occupation:
Tell me about what they do, do they have a job or are they in school?
If they have a job what work do, they do? where do they work? What is their relationship with their boss? What is their relationship with their co-workers? Is there one worker or a few they really don’t like? Why? Is it the worker's personality or did something happen between them? Make a scenario. Do they have friends amongst the workers? Do the workers sometimes go out together? what do they do together? do they have any good or bad memories from when they went out with their workers?
If they go to school, what classes do they have? Is it a specialized school? A school for heroes? Mechanics? What are their favorite classes, and what are their worst classes? Who do they hang out with during lunch breaks? Tell me about the relationship they have with their different teachers, they hate a certain teacher why? They love a different one why?
Do they like their occupation? Why? Why not?
Education:
If their occupation was school ignore this, if not tell me about what their education was like, where did they go to school, what did they study, what were their best classes, what was their worst, and who was their friends in school, are they still friends or did they drift apart? Who were their favorite teachers, and who did they hate? Do they still keep in contact with any of their old teachers?
Religion/culture:
Tell me a bit about your character's religion and culture, what beliefs do they have, and what day-to-day things do they do because of this? What habits do they have because of this? What do they avoid because of their religion and culture? Don't explain an entire religion just how it affects your character and their lives as well as the plot.
Personality Traits:
Give me three of your character's best traits, are they active? Affectionate? Brave? Loyal? Confident? Considerate?
Now give me their three worst, are they rude? Aggressive? Obnoxious? Lazy? Gullible?
Every person has flaws, and flaws can affect the story, now that you have the main traits, give me a few scenarios where the traits come into play.
Your character is aggressive but considerate, a person bumps into them, they turn around and yell at the idiot that didn’t watch where they were going, they start to walk away but notice that the idiot is rubbing at their ankle, the person who ran into your character twisted their ankle when they fell, your character grumbles and picks them up, they carry them to the nurse while glaring and complaining all the way.
Also, remember that sometimes even their positive traits can be bad for them, they can be brave but sometimes too brave and run into situations that they might not come out of the same, or their friends run in after them and get hurt because your character might be brave but they weren’t strong enough for the enemy at that point.
Fears:
What does your character fear? Give them one big defining fear, loneliness, being hated, being left behind, it doesn’t need to be a fear they know they have; it can be an unconscious one, not everyone knows what their biggest fears are, your character might just discover it over the course of your story or never realize it at all, but your readers might pick up on it if you write it well.
Now give your character some small fears, spiders, the dark, a bee, needles... or maybe your character just doesn’t have any, maybe your character starts off with none but they get traumatized and end up with fears.
Now finally give me a reason as to why your character fears what they do, they drown so they end up with a fear of water, their family dies of poisoning so they only eat food they make themselves.
Coping Mechanism:
How does your character cope with everything that happens to them? The stress, the worry, the pain, how do they deal? what habits have they picked up as a coping mechanism?
Dreams/Goals:
Your character's dreams and goals can and probably will affect the story you make, so list them out and tell me why do they have these dreams and goals? What made it so they chose to walk the path they do?
It's okay not to have dreams and goals for all of your characters, but I would suggest making sure most do, it will help people feel relatable but having a character that’s just there and going with whatever because they don’t have any big goals or dreams is fine, not every person has big dreams and aspirations in life.
I mean I can relate to a character that has no dreams or goals and is simply there because they're just hanging with their friends who get into all sorts of weird stuff.
Family:
What is their family like? Do they have siblings? How are they treated in the family? How were they raised? What traits and what pieces of their personality or hobbies came from their family? Are they rich? Middle class? Poor? Are they dead? How did they die? What effect does the family have on your main character? what relationship do they have with each member? is it blood family or chosen?
Character Growth:
Your character grows with your story, they learn new things, and their personality and the way they handle things adapt over time as they learn the lessons life throws at them.
Tell me what lessons has your character already learned and/or what lessons will they be learning; how do these lessons affect them and change them? What does this mean for your plot?
Ex. Though Seretan is a very confident, loud, and bold girl she is not a leader and follows Brarea, she does not have confidence as a leader and usually stays out or keeps herself busy when the other ‘leaders’ plan, but eventually in the story she will be forced to take up a position as a leader, this will happen several times and over time her confidence in her leading ability and herself grows.
‘I can’t do it, I’m not good enough, I’ll lead us into defeat’ -- ‘I can’t do it but I have to, we will win I can’t let us loose’ -- ‘I won’t accept defeat, we will walk away as the winners, there is no if, in this situation, we will do it’
Optimistic or pessimistic:
Which one is your character? Is it obvious or less so? How does it affect your character? How does it affect your plot? Are there scenes where this can positively or negatively affect your story? Why are they optimistic or pessimistic and not the other? What life experience made them think this way?
What one thing would they change about themselves?:
Why would they change this thing? Pretend you are arguing about it with them and that it’s not such a bad thing, what are their responses to your arguments? Write it out.
Self-esteem:
Do they have high self-esteem? A low one? A relatively normal one? Is it obvious? Do they hide it behind a mask? How does it affect them and the people around them, how does it affect your story? do they have a superiority complex and inferiority one?
Hobbies:
Give your character some hobbies that they like, do they dance? Draw? Write? Walk? Play the drums? Stalk celebrities? Photography? Game? Cook? Karate? Do they train?
Who are their important people?:
Who are the people most important to them and their lives? The good ones, the bad ones, and the horrifying ones?
How do they see themselves?:
What is the image they have of themselves and how does it compare to the way the people that surround them, see them?
What is their relationship with food?:
How do they eat? Do they scarf it down or savor it? Home-cooked meals or takeaway? Waste or make only the minimal?
How are they with Money?:
How do they spend their money? Do they spend every dime they earn? Or do they save up? Do they buy stocks? Has it in savings accounts or is it finished even before they get it? Do they gamble it? Hoard it? Spend it freely on their friends/family?
Emotional or logical?:
How do they deal with an argument? Do they believe in things like serenity? Do they use their heart or mind when making plans?
What is their voice like?:
Is it soft and light? Deep? Is it chipper? Filled with disdain? Cold? Mocking?
How do they talk?:
In short clipped sentences? Long sentences? Big words? Proper? Do they shuffle between short sentences and longer ones? Do they use slang? Do they swear? Sarcasm?
The next step to making your character real, would be to write about them, take story prompts and write how your character would be in those prompts, look up embarrassing scenarios, cute scenarios, and scary scenarios... and write how your character would respond in these situations.
take those 20 questions or get to know you questions and hold an 'interview' with your characters, write how they respond to these questions, what their answer is, and if they're with other characters how these characters react to the answers given. It's also a good way to figure out how all your characters see each other, by figuring out how they'd respond to the answers being given, or how hesitant they are to answer in front of the other characters.
A bonus step would be to write a character sheet for your own characters' family, mainly the parents and siblings but if any other family shows up in the story make one for them too. If the family doesn’t play a big role, the sheet doesn’t have to be as in detail, for me though I would rather take it that extra mile just to make my characters feel more real. Remember if your character doesn’t feel real to you, they certainly don’t feel real to your readers.
The List of Raw Quotes immortalized by the Internet:
“People who value any aspect of creation would do well not to pit gods against one another.”
“Hell is empty, and all the devils are here.”
“I will face God and walk backwards into Hell.”
“Then perish.”
“I have been through Hell and come out singing.”
“Do I look like the kind of man who dies?”
“Do you think God stays in Heaven because He too lives in fear of what He created?”
“To become god is the loneliest achievement of all.”
“You kneel before my throne unaware that it was built on lies.”
“This is Hell’s territory and I am beholden to no gods.”
“Impudent of you to assume that I will meet a mortal end.”
“Bury me shallow, I’ll be back.”
“Take this gift, for the gods surely won’t.”
“One day, you will be face to face with whatever saw fit to let you exist in the universe, and you will have to justify the space you’ve filled.”
“Will you fight? Or will you perish like a dog?”
“Deviation from the norm will be punished unless it is exploitable.”
“You cannot kill me in a way that matters.”
“Pick a god and pray.”
“We deserve a soft epilogue, my love.”
“We are the timeline that God has abandoned.”
“Pick a Hell and rot there.”
“Every day we stray further from God’s light.”
“I survived because the fire inside me burned brighter than the fire around me.”
“I’d sell you to Satan for one corn chip.”
“The risk I took was calculated, but man am I bad at math.”
“If the world chooses to become my enemy, I will fight as I always have.”
“I am a monument to all your sins.”
“It’s not about whether you win or lose. Sometimes it’s about how many pages you add to the rulebook.”
“You’re rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic, my friend.”
“The man who sleeps with a machete is a fool every night but one.”
“I don’t believe in divine retribution, but then life throws people like you at me.”
“God wanted me dead, now you get to find out why.”
“The fruits of the earth do not exist to be worth something to us.”
“I’ve got a date with destiny, and it ain’t gonna end with a kiss.”
“Hostage or not, sometimes it’s nice being held.”
“To sit still is to submit to a god who cannot stand to see such power in potentia mere inches from realizing itself and overcoming him.”
“That sounds like a you problem.”
“…but sadly I am only a little bug and you are a garden.”
“In a society where all adventure has been destroyed, the only adventure left is to destroy that society.”
“How many times have people used a pen or paintbrush because they couldn’t pull the trigger?”
“So hope like hell your captor is an evil man. A good man will kill you with hardly a word.”
“…For they are a scoundrel and a foul beast of fields untouched by green.”
“Do you not think that Satan, too, has some affection for the inhabitants of Hell?”
“Does poetry flourishing even in the cracks and grime of the world devalue its beauty? Is the divine rendered plain when it becomes commonplace? Would you have the sublime subjected to the gatekeeping of a self-serving elite? Better it should be used and misused as us absurd commoners see fit.”
“Lock your doors and windows. God will forgive your absence.”
“I stand here, a fool of my own making.”
“Canon is but the sandbox in which I strike lightning to form glass. Trouble me no more with your quibbling and quorums, lest I grind you to dust beneath my heel and build stories from the remnants of your bones. Avast, foul fiend.”
“In the end, everyone is aware of this: nobody keeps any of what he has, and life is only a borrowing of bones.”
“’It’s not that deep.’ Maybe not originally, but the ground is soft and I’m ready to dig.”
“Ask the moon. Ask what it has witnessed.”
“Some things don’t belong on this plane of existence and the universe conspires to correct that.”
“Weird is a prerequisite to all things good and entertaining.”
“The sunrise has never caught me sleeping.”
“People are trying to be right no matter how wrong they are, I am here, accepting my primal desires.”
“Swear all you want, but the gods have shut their ears.”
“Tis the nature, curse, and cure of humanity to be forever attracted to the abyss.”
“If you hit a mole over the head for long and hard enough, eventually it learns to mind its own beeswax. Keep whacking.”
“If we built a tower of Babel, in this day and age, no one would stop us. We would build, and build, and one day inevitably breach the gates of heaven. And we would send in a probe, and then an exploratory team, clad in hazmat suits and protective gear, to enter the gates, and lo! before them would be a great, winding mass, a crumbling chitinous mountain range, a swooping winding wormous cavern, pale and sickly and turned to dust. And we will understand why no one stopped us: it will be the exoskeleton of God.”
“I must make time fear me most.”
“My third eye is open but damn it needs a monocle.”
“Some sins follow us, trotting along and planting themselves in dark corners, high shelves, gathering dust like a forgotten potted ficus, forever a part of the inner scenery of our minds. They thrive there. In the dark. Knowing we will someday stumble in. This is why ‘tis unwise to explore the inner chambers of our souls.”
“Ideals are made of gold and light, but human lives are made of blood and tears, and spill with slippery ease; choose carefully what hills to build and die upon.”
“I shall dig my very own shallow grave. Onward.”
“Confidence! A fool’s substitute for intelligence!”
“Weird hill to die on, but at least you’re dead.”
“Our paths may have crossed briefly, but you’ve still had the misfortune of knowing me.”
“What’s a little blood and bone? We all come down to it, in the end.”
“I could set the world on fire and call it rain.”
“War allows us to dress our monsters up as saviors, and many would say I’m one of those monsters.”
“You haven’t learned anything until you learn monsters have nightmares too.”
“To live is to haunt.”
“Can’t shake the devil’s hand and say you’re only kidding.”
“In the future, you will stand at the grave of God which I dug, weeping, and I will be the only creature you will be able to answer to. You will beg for death, but due to what you said today, I will deprive you of that luxury.”
“I wanted rain and I thought the best way to do that was to make God cry.”
“Love is dead and never existed. All you did was betray me as I lay sick and festering. You are the definition of dread.”
“Here’s the thing about a haunted forest: it’s not going to haunt itself.”
“Your skull is the garden where fact flowers into meaning.”
“I shall use your voice for violin string and serenade your widow.”
“If God had wanted you to live he would not have created me.”
“I’ve heard it said that we only gain wisdom through suffering, and tonight I intend to make you very wise.”
“If I cannot bend heaven, then I will raise hell.”
“Remember that if you go knocking on enough doors asking to see the Devil, eventually he may answer.”
“No one of honor is interred here. The dead are raw materials, and nothing more.”
“That there is a feller what sat down on a snake in the grass one day, and it ain’t crawled outta his asshole yet.”
“Pay a man enough and he’ll walk barefoot into Hell.”
“All these moments will be lost in time; like tears, in the rain.”
“To feel sorrow is to deserve peace.”
“No one will know the violence it took to become this gentle.”
“There is no light at the end of this tunnel; so it’s a good thing we brought matches.”
“The answer to despair is action.”
“You’ll be reduced down to a single atom when I’m done with you.”
“What’s at the end of a million? Zero, zero, zero; big old hole, with a wall around it. That’s all a bank is, you know: a great big old hole you throw money into, and all it ever seems to do is make the walls higher.”
“Always strive to eat the stars.”
“Why would you want to savor the taste of poison?”
“The brave may not live forever, but the cautious do not live at all.”
“It is better to die standing than to live kneeling.”
“The anger in your heart warms you now, but it will leave you cold in your grave.”
“Darkness without light is an abyss; light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side.”
“We can’t have faith for everybody.”
“Kill me and live with the memory. Then tell the stars you won.”
“To rend one’s enemies is to view them as objects: hollow of existence and meaning.”
“Your soul sparks with a nonsense that makes this world bearable.”
“He ain’t one of the creatures God made.”
“The unconscious hides in a language like a thief hides a diamond in a chandelier.”
“I just know no fruit has ever tasted as sweet as the ones I ate while bleeding under the blistering summer sun.”
“I pray nobody kills me for the crime of being small.”
“That’s the problem with gods; their pleasure and their wrath often look the same.”
“If I am killed for simply living, let death be kinder than man.”
“Stupid should hurt.”
“do you think god is nuclear. do you think you cannot look upon deities the same way you cannot look at the center of a mushroom cloud. do you think the energy generated from fission is released from divine clutches. do you think that god exists in the space between the nucleus and the electrons and in the bonds of compounds and in the numbers on the page that got us there. do you think radiation is a warning. do you think it is an eraser. do you think it is wrath or a mistake or a byproduct of entropy. do you think god is plasma, where electrons are wherever you want them to be. do you think that we were supposed to find this out.”
“If you aren’t worthy enough to pull the sword, be strong enough to lift the stone.”
“I can’t go to hell. I’m all out of vacation days.”
“Despite everything, its still you.”
“The more you kill, the easier it becomes to distance yourself. The more you distance yourself, the less it will hurt. The more easily you can bring yourself to hurt others.”
“My mother says kissing a man without a mustache is like eating eggs without salt.”
“A character is a ghost, a story is what it haunts.”
“Pain travels through families until someone is ready to feel it.”
“The gods did not breathe the breath of life into us and give us gifts of a shape, a will, and a voice just so we could pay bills and die”
“you gotta have friends who are older than you, not because you’re a dumb kid, but because you’ll be terrified of growing up otherwise.”
“you’ve made me so hard i beg for softness”
“Scorn is more palatable than the howling hunger for things to have been different for you.”
“Being able to endure something does not equal an obligation to withstand it.”
“To live is to haunt.”
“I am a chewy rubber Polly Pocket skirt and God is a four year old girl.”
“The big picture is made up of brush strokes, fool.”
“Hearts are wild creatures, that’s why our ribs are cages.”
“these are old bones and i am merely a passing occupant”
“The board is getting dusty but the boogeyman has not yet blinked. when he does, you better make that move.”
“And when we kill the gods neither heaven nor hell will be waiting for them because they created those to imprison us.
“What makes a man a warrior is his willingness to place himself between what he holds dear and anything that threatens it. This is the way.”
“The anchor gives the ship the world to love.”
“In a society where adventure has been destroyed, the only adventure left is to destroy that society.”
“You pretended to be the hero of a story you never saved.”
“this world is a banquet of knowledge and each of us has brought a dish to the table.”
“This is the time of vengeance and no life is worth saving.”
“The ghosts that inhabit this place are more alive than you’ll ever be.”
“May the only thing that dampens the flames of hell for you be God spitting in your face.”
Character Flaws
When creating characters, it's all too easy to envision the most perfect people, especially when it comes to creating love interests. Even our loveable morally grey characters are mostly perfect, if only they would stop killing...
So, here are a list of some flaws (based on personality, not appearance) to help round out your characters. While it's nice to be good at everything, it's abnormal. No one is perfect, and your characters will be much more relatable if you knock them down a bit.
Please note, none of these are (specifically) mental disorders, as I don't consider those a character flaw.
The Good (aka little flaw):
Absent-minded, aimless, argumentative, audacious, awkward, blunt, bold, boring, capricious, childish, clumsy, competitive, complainer, cowardly, critical directionally-challenged, dubious, finicky, fixated, flake, flirty, foolish, gossipy, gruff, gullible, hedonistic, humourless, hypocritical, idealist, idiotic, ignorant, illiterate, immature, impatient, impetuous, impulsive, incompetent, inconsiderate, indecisive, indifferent, indomitable, irrational, lazy, lustful, materialistic, meddlesome, meek, mischievious, nagging, naive, nervous, nosey, obnoxious, overambitious, overconfident, overemotional, overprotective, overzealous, passive-aggressive, paranoid, peevish, perfectionist, pessimist, pest, predicatable, pretencious, prideful, rebellious, renege, rigorous, sarcastic, skeptic, seducer, selfish, self-righteous, shallow, slacker, solemn, spacey, spoild, squeamish, stubborn, supersticious, sycophant, tactless, tease, tempermental, tenacious, theatrical, thoughtless, timid, unpredictable, unsupportive, vain, workaholic
The Bad (aka big flaw):
Addiction, adulterous, aloof, anxious, apathetic, arrogant, belittling, belligerent, bigmouth, bitter, bully, callous, deceptive, dependant, deranged, dishonest, disloyal, disrespectful, egotistical, envious, erratic, exploitive, fanatical, fickle, fierce (at the extreme), gluttonous, greedy, harasser, hubris, impious, infamy, intolerant, judgemental, lewd, liar, meglomaniac, morally grey, narcissistic, negligent, obsequious, obsessive, offensive, prejudiced, quixotic, reckless, rigid, self-martyr, self-righteous, short-tempered, spiteful, squanderer, stingy, unethical, unforgiving, untrustworthy
The Ugly (aka cross the street when you see this person):
Abusive, bigot, controlling, cruel, explosive, immoral, inhumane, intolerant, machiavellian, manipulative, murderous, neglectful, oppressive, racist, remorseless, possessive, self-destructive, threatening, treacherous, vengeful, vindictive, violent
The seven chief features of ego: self-deprecation, self-destruction, martyrdom, stubbornness, greed, arrogance and impatience.
Some of these may not even be considered flaws, and some may jump from one category to the next. It's all about how you present these flaws in your characters.
Have any more to add? Did you find this useful? Let me know down in the comments :)

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WELCOME TO THE GALLAVAULT —a fully fan-made, totally free collection of beloved Ian x Mickey fics in e-reader (.epub) format, complete with a custom cover that features fan art made by one of the many talented artists in the Gallavich fandom! 🔒📚✨
this means that you can download full fics to your e-reader of choice, and when added to your library, they’ll look like this:
pretty cool, right? 😏
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inside The Gallavault, you'll find:
an Intro & FAQ sheet with details on how to download the fics, find links back to the original works so that you can leave love there (hint hint, wink wink!), what fics will be included next & info on how to submit requests (pspsps: use this tumlr's ask box)!
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a folder of Multi-Chapter fics for download
a folder of One-Shots & Series fics for download
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In case anyone is having a bad night:
Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found
Here are some fun sites
Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics
Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli
Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies
*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*
You’ll be okay, friend <3
i will reblog this everytime it shows up because any of my followers could have a bad night right now
All these links, besides the first, are broken. So here’s some more.
Here’s an emergency compliment
Here you can play 2048
Here’s a playlist of Bob ross
Here’s a website to watch movie’s and shows for free
Here’s a website to watch documentaries for free
Here you can to nothing for two minutes
Here you can break something. It’s good for anger
Here’s a button to press to make everything okay
Here’s a site to cut something up (TRIGGER WARNING)
Here’s a site that makes you a website depending on a song you choose
Here’s a gay comic. It’s adorable
Here you can spend Bill Gate’s money
Here you can draw your own island
Here you can learn about patterns website’s use
Here you can get your life stats
Here you can listen to the Tucker Zone (Headphones needed)
Here you can see how fast you’re moving
Here you can see the progress of time
Here you can see the future of the universe
Want some more?
Here’s the butterfly project
Here’s a snickerdoodle mug cake
Here’s a link to some free audiobooks
Here’s something to read when you feel like a burden
Here’s a secret
Here’s my playlist of some sea shanties
Here’s another secret
Here’s a link to some cool websites
Here’s a blog that gives you recipes for when you’re low on spoons
Here’s some Brony Headcanon’s
Some more? I’ve got plenty
Here’s 100,000 stars
Here you can control the weather (TW FLASHING IMAGES)
Here you can weave silk
Here you can make a castle of your own
Here you can make a kaleidoscope drawing
Here you can explore recursion
Here you can play a jelly block game
I’m back with some more!
Here you can draw with pasta
Here you can draw logo’s from memory
Here you can play this is sand, here you draw cool sand designs
Here you can play The Organ Trail
Here’s a customizable white noise website
Here you can simulate gravity
Here you can create your own guardian of the galaxy
Here you can make your own galaxy
Here’s a website you can get some support at.
to find later
Here you can split circles into smaller and smaller pieces (I found this really satisfying)
Here you can have images of people point to where your pointer is
Here you can paint someone’s nails
Here you can grow a garden across your screen (Audio included)
Here you can try out all kinds of mind illusions (Trigger Warning: Flashing Lights)
Here you can see how many miles you have scrolled
Here you can watch a website load forever, although you might be getting enough of this on Tumblr mobile
Here’s a rickroll
Here you can remind yourself that you’re awesome.
Here you can throw trash into a dustbin only for it to bounce right back out (Audio included)
Here you can make sand dunes using sand (Audio included)
And here you can generate more cool websites like these
pinning thissss
And yet more!!!
Here you can listen to a gentle rainstorm
Here you can make snowflakes
Here is a Line Rider feature film with relaxing music
Here is the entire script to the Princess Bride (many don’t need it but it’s fun to read anyway)
Here is an abbreviated script for the entirety of Book 1 of A:TLA that I made out of anger at the film that definitely doesn’t exist
Here is a playlist of the top 10 most relaxing songs ranked according to science
Here’s a site where you can make a dude beatbox with fun animations
I’m fully aware I will need this at some point.
especially tonight, everyone take care of yourselves.
A pick me up when i need it most
List of ALL episodes containing Gallavich scenes
UPDATED!
Seasons 1-7
Linden and Colton Masterpost
Story:
Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3 / Part 4 / Part 5 / Part 6 / Part 7 / Part 8 / Part 9 / Part 10 / Part 11 / Part 12 / Part 13 / Part 14 / Part 15 / Part 16 / Part 17 / Part 18 / Part 19 / Part 20 / Part 21 / Part 22 / Part 23 / Part 24 / Part 25 / Part 26 / Continued on the second masterpost!
Flashback 1 (nsfw) / Flashback 2 / Flashback 3 (nsfw) / Flashback 4 (nsfw) /
Lost Property:
(a collab with @maracujatangerine) Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3 / Part 4 / Part 5 / Part 6 / Part 7 / Part 8 / Part 9 / Part 10 / Part 11 / Part 12 / Part 13 / Part 14 / Part 15 / Part 16 / Part 17 / Part 18 / Part 19 / Part 20 / Part 21 / Part 22 / Part 23 / Part 24 / Part 25 / Part 26 / Part 27 / Part 28 / Part 29 / Part 30 / The End /
Shorter Pieces:
Blanket / Looking outside / Teddy / Naming Teddy / Ripped / Plumber / Illness / Smashed / Fever / Stairs / One Bed / Another Sickfic / Hair Wash / Knife / Beach Day / Cold Evening / Burned /
Other:
picrew / picrew 2 / linden moodboard / vikram faceclaim / picrew 3 /
Christmas Gifts, a secret santa present from @maracujatangerine
Fuckboy, a fanfic by @justbreakonme (nsfw!)
My art:
art of the boys / art of linden / art of col / art of the boys / the boys / linden noodles /
Fanart:
one / two / three / four / five / six / seven / eight /
Frathouse Boxboy Masterlist (Z2)
or, my contribution to the boxboy multiverse
A fraternity house decides ordering a boxboy will be great fun. So they get themselves a mascot, a perma-pledge. But they don’t always agree on how to treat him.
Content Warning: pet whump, legal trafficking/slavery universe usually called the “boxboy universe”. lots of hazing and multiple whumpers. nsfw and explicit drabbles are individually marked. Amber & Belle drabbles can be found at the bottom of this masterlist.
Z2 and the boys drabbles:
Character Description
Unboxing
Drinking challenge
Bobbing for apples (head shaving)
Alex discovers Z’s new haircut
Z2 realizes Alex and Dominic are friends
Z2 and the sorority girls/ jealous Cameron
Sadistic Card Game
Z2′s collar and Alex and Cam fight
Dominic “playing doctor” with Z2
Sorority Weekend
Sorority Weekend 2
Alex and Claire Spanking
Cameron and Z2 on the sofa (dubcon)
Angry Dominic scares Z on accident
Cam and Z2: Gunplay
Cam and Z2 Kiss
Passing out from hunger
Z2 Gets strep throat (sickfic)
Dominic studying with Z part 2 (”playing doctor”)
Firetruck
Cameron and Z2: Papercuts
Cameron and Z2- Do you trust me? (duct tape)
Gun (Cam and Zee)
Crossover Fanfic: Z2 and Carlo meet
Dom and Alex Patch Z2 Up (post whipping boy)
Alex takes Z2 home for break (firetruck conversation)
Alex’s House Part 2 (Z has a nightmare)
Cam finds Z2 crying
Cam and Zee Prompt: Full Body Lean
The Whipping Boy
Owner’s Manual/Positions and the boys fight
Public Humiliation/NSFW (at a party)
Searching for Answers: Alex and Jake (by @ashintheairlikesnow
Alex gives Z a teddy bear
Dom being stern with Z
Fanfic: Cissy and Dominic Date (bookstore)
Fanfic: Z2 and the BB gun
At the Party (Tyler dislocates Zee’s shoulder)
Dom (& Alex &Cam) fix Z’s shoulder
Armwrestle
Monkey in the Middle
Cam and Alex kiss
Z2 Meets Cecelia (Max and Pet Series Crossover)
Cam and Z- Respect
Dom takes Z2 and Cissy home with him (roadtrip)
Cam takes Z2 home for the Weekend
Cam takes Z2 home for the Weekend Part 2
Panic Attack (Cam and Z2)
Cam uses Z to hold his drink (fluffyish)
Z2 has a night terror (Cam and Z2)
Cissy & Cam
The Cedar Chest
Kidnapping
Snippet: The Massachusetts Boxboy
Alex/Cam: Say It
Tumbling Walls: Cam’s Really Shitty Day (by @gottalovethemwriters)
Alex/Cam: Hand holding
Post Kidnapping Snippet Alex and Zee
Cam and Alex: Angry-Crying
Zee tied in the closet
Alex finds him
Alex rescues Zee
Bradley the Alumnus: meet
Bradley takes Zee home
Cam/Zee: Forced Strip
Alex/Cam: Slap
Tic-tac-toe: Zee remembers his past
Cam/Zee (Jamey’s Nightmares)
Cam, Alex, Zee: Lazy Afternoon
Cam/Alex: Tied Up
Z2: Lightbulb
Still Mine
Alex’s Apartment Drabbles: (can now be found on masterlist part 2)
Cam Sickfic
Alex/Cam: Spanking
Dark!Alex AU
Dark!Alex AU: tennis ball
Cam tops Alex
Zee + reading
Cam gets his ass kicked
Cam/Zee pt 1: very bad boy
Zee runs away
Zee runs away pt 2: My name is Jamey
Cam selling his dad’s house (cam crying)
Cam/Zee pt 2: the deal
Cam calls Alex (and asks for Zee)
Cam and Zee hookup part 3
Alex and Zee: “Camping”
Alex and Zee comfort Cam
Cam asks Alex to tie him up
Cam/Alex: lingerie and makeup pt 1
Cam and Belle- why cant you keep me
Cam and Belle: Bad Luck, Belle
The Swimming Pool one
Alex/Cam Collar
Cam and Zee explicit
Cam and Zee leave the party
zee- lingerie
Roman Dixon
Roman (runaway arc)
Roman pt 2 (With Dominic & Cissy)
Roman pt 3 (1st night)
Roman pt 4 (Arguing with a bossy boxboy)
Roman pt 5 (The Whole Truth)
Roman pt 6 (The Madden Twins)
Roman and Jack: Captivity Day 1
Zee & Roman sippet: Checkers
Roman sees Zee react like a boxie ( to accidental whump)
Amber & Belle (Boxbabe) Drabbles:
Amber and Belle (explicit)
Amber and Belle: Halloween Party (explicit)
Amber and Belle (and Cissy and Cameron)
Amber/Belle tied up

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Max and Carlo Masterlist
Please be advised, this story has human trafficking, institutionalized slavery, past torture and abuse, often referencing a time when the character in question was a minor. More specific tags are listed on each chapter or drabble.
This story is not a part of the BBU (box boy universe). It’s my own ‘verse I made well before the BBU was a thing around here. I dont know why thats an important distinction to me but it is. ty.
Overview: A note on the universe
Character descriptions: Max and Carlo
Max and Pet: Main Series
(Chaptered material is marked with an asterisk. You can choose to read just the chaptered material if you’d like. The drabbles have been written and added later.)
*Chapter 1: Muzzle
Max and Carlo meet
Carlo and Cissy meet for the first time
Max and Carlo on Day 3 (bookshelf)
Max finds out Carlo can read
Misunderstandings Prompt
“Don’t touch me” Max and Carlo
Fever/bathing
*Chapter 2: Marked
*Chapter 3: Cut
Accidental Whump, sofa
*Chapter 4: Wet
Toothache
*Chapter 4.5: Fix
*Chapter 5: Cage
Accidental Whump: Fingers
*Chapter 6: Burn
*Chapter 7: Cold
Hot shower (Carlo)
Carlo lets Max see his (thigh) burns
Carlo gets tipsy
Carlo and Cissy
Rubber band (collar conversation)
Carlo meets Max’s friends
Bratty Carlo/ Stern Max
*Chapter 8: Belt
*Chapter 9: Belonging
The Forged Document Conversation
*Chapter 10: Panacea
Post Series: Drabbles that take place after Ch 10
Angry/lost Carlo confronting Max/Max comforts him
The Little White Pill Conversation
Age Regression - Carlo & Max
Elle and Max comfort Carlo after a nightmare
Elle gets a rise out of Carlo
Elle cuts Carlo’s hair (tension)
Elle/Carlo: scars & kiss
Elle & Carlo talk about it
Don’t tell Max: Elle/Carlo
Carlo/Elle: Wooden Spoon
Riding Crop/Little Pet (Elle and Carlo)
Little Prince (Elle and Carlo)
I love you (max and carlo)
Platonic Touch, Max and Carlo
Business Conference in Albuquerque
Carlo Gets a Kitten
Simon’s Party
Elle/Carlo: Max finds out (snippet)
Max asks Elle to leave (even tinier snippet)
The post-Elle talk
Carlo has a cold
Boxcutter
Carlo and Erik Holstrom get a coffee
(AU/Optional Arc) Erik has Carlo over for dinner
Max & Keith fight/ Carlo & Max talk
Jude and Carlo
Carlo tells Max about Jude
Carlo and Jude run into Keith/ start going out
Max and Carlo argue over the phone
Elle & Carlo: I met your boyfriend
Jude Finds Out Aftermath
Jude Finds Out Aftermath pt 2
Carlo talks to Jude about his past
Pre-Series Drabbles: Carlo as Erik Holstrom’s
(chronologically these take place before the Main Series, but I do not feel they should be read first with no knowledge of the characters so I put them here)
Holstrom and Carlo first night (age 11)
Pre series Carlo (age 11) Meets Keith
Pineapple allergy/ defiance
Keith is reprimanded by Holstrom
Holstrom takes care of sick Carlo
Keith protects Carlo
Cigarette burns
Holstrom burns Carlo (poker)
Trot Trot to Boston (Holstrom & Carlo, age 18)
Trot Trot to Boston pt 2. (nsfw, 18+)
AU: Martin Olson instead of Max
Moonstone (Max and Stella flashback)
AU Max (as Erik Holstrom’s nephew)
AU Max and Carlo meet
First Punishment
Alternate Punishments
Holidays
Under the bed drabble (not an AU exactly but also non canon)
Truckdriver/Charlotte AU
You’re Mine, Only Mine
Moodboards:
Keith and Carlo
Holstrom and Carlo
Carlo as Max’s
Holstrom days
New home
Never gives you dead eyes
Elle Davenport
Jude
Bro yall do know that shit was planned right? Some of you acting like Tommy genuinely just walked in and shaved his head without any input from Billzo. Like that is not how that works???? He was acting???? Literally go watch Tommy’s stream he explains it. Some of y'all are annoying as hell jesus christ calm down 😭😭💀☠️
I have come to the conclusion that people on the internet will find quite literally anything to get mad about. Like its fine if its like hurting someone or smothinf like that but there are people out their who are like "dni if ypu like pink you are all soooooo basic uwu" like stfu let people live their damn lives
Listen- if we in a relationship and i am like looking down, twirling my thumbs or some shit, and you tilt my chin up all gentle and stroke my cheek and smile at me kdhkshdowbdjjbdhwnosh DESEASED
[in the lab]
Peter: Hey Mr Stark? Can you hand me that duckdo?
Tony: What?
Peter: Can you hand me that duckdo?
Tony: What’s a duckdo?
Peter: Quack quack
Tony:
Peter:
Tony: Get the fuck out
I read this completely deadpan and that just made it better

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Ayyyy my hyperfixation just switched from MCYT and Stranger Things to Marvel so be prepared for that I quess ;-;
Argyle saw Mike do Will dirty with that awkward side hug and decided to humble his ass with that tag check